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MonkeyPants

MonkeyPants commented on Dave Zinczenko's Valentine
"That would looke awesome on the side of a van."
http://gawker.com/5047832/#c7690885 11:33 AM on Sep 10, 2008
MonkeyPants commented on McCain Taps Lady
"I'm really anti-weird-ass names for your children that basically ensure their future douchebag-iness and this woman named her kids: Track, Trig*, Piper, Bristol and Willow. Woman, what have you wrought? *excepting Trig on the future douchebaginess but still, what a stupid name"
http://gawker.com/5043459/#c7499777 10:55 AM on Aug 29, 2008
MonkeyPants commented on Tucker Max's Movie Script
"@JacquesPaysan: Just how many scenes take place where Tucker riles someone up and "Jeff" steps in to intimidate? I'm surprised is was left out of the first scene."
http://gawker.com/5033233/#c7055291 11:49 AM on Aug 5, 2008
MonkeyPants commented on Lower East Side Sidewalk
"::sigh:: Miss you too Cajun Boy."
http://gawker.com/5005551/#c5161067 1:30 AM on Apr 12, 2008
MonkeyPants commented on 'TONY' Vid Proves Existence Of Happiest, Most Fulfilled Dog-Owning Single Lady Ever
"@Unfun: 30 is not cougar-dom."
http://gawker.com/353431/#c4081889 4:01 PM on Feb 6, 2008
MonkeyPants commented
"I was offered a 20% paycut AND a demotion. Sorry, but if I pay 400 a month for health insurance myself, then I shouldn't lose 15k when I start receiving benefits as "staff"."
//#c4037438 3:16 PM on Feb 4, 2008
MonkeyPants commented on 1,000 MTVN Permalancers To Earn Staff Positions
"It's a miracle!"
http://gawker.com/5002747/#c3979219 12:09 PM on Jan 31, 2008
MonkeyPants commented on Mystery Sexy Actor
"@Midge: Um..."
http://gawker.com/349661/#c3917247 12:56 PM on Jan 28, 2008
MonkeyPants commented on "Most of the damage happened after I passed out"
"I'm getting kind of tired of looking at fatty boobs all day. But this was damn funny. Damnit, I just dropped my world's tiniest violin."
http://gawker.com/339399/#c3520592 5:29 PM on Jan 2, 2008
MonkeyPants commented on Uh oh, things almost got ugly
"@guevara284: Y'all really don't get that Viacom is MORE than just MTV, do ya?"
http://gawker.com/332602/#c3279738 3:06 PM on Dec 11, 2007