Mark 51 commented on 26-year-old Unmarried Cosmo Girl Worries About Becoming a Cougar

"Here's a tip for similarly disconsolate women: 1) Think of your "dream guy." 2) Now get with the guy who's a little shorter, a little stockier, and doesn't make quite as much money. Problem solved! And, as a bonus, he probably isn't quite as much of a douchebag."

Mark 51 commented on 'The Rachel' Makes A Comeback Among The Ladies Of Network News

"@Sarcastro: I always thought someone could have made decent scratch licensing the name "Central Perk" for a chain of coffee bars."

Mark 51 commented on Conan O'Brien Is Actually Funny

"He spoke at Harvard in 2000 and was, as they say, wicked funny as well."

Mark 51 commented on Tyra Banks Shafts Steamed Staffers!

"I have heard that some nonprofits give bonuses but over several years at nonprofits, in government, and now at a university I have never gotten a holiday bonus."

Mark 51 commented on The Five Proposals For The West Side Rail Yards

"@X on the MTA:You make some interesting points but, um, I think the design discussion group meets across the street."

Mark 51 commented on Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Feminist Icon Now

"And Ashley Tisdale's nose job goes unremarked-upon..."

Mark 51 commented on Yesterday Radar seized on

"@atipofthehat: We have a winner."

Mark 51 commented on Danyelle Freeman Sucks: The Marrow Out Of Life, In General

"An aside to the well-heeled woman at the bar: It's not fucking oatmeal!"

Mark 51 commented on Yesterday Radar seized on

"I see that red-headed bastard Thomas Jefferson and his cronies are down in Philadelphia."

Mark 51 commented on 'Times' Review Deems New Times Building 'Kind of Okay!'

"@DorothyZbornak: My thoughts exactly."