nanotalent commented on Why Twitter Hurts Journalism

"Twitter would be a lot more threatening to Journalism if it wasn't down every 5 minutes. Funny how, on big news days, you never visit NYTimes.com and see a purple anime-style baby walrus saying "Too many newses!" If I have to see one more baby animal telling me about Twitter's total system failure, I'm going to choke the cartoon life out of it! Seriously Twitter, either upgrade your servers or throw in the fucking towel!"

nanotalent commented on T Magazine Makes Will Ferrell Stop Clowning Around

"Yeah, it's weird."

nanotalent commented on Courtney Love Addresses 'You Gawker People'

"Faith No More? Fer chrissakes."

nanotalent commented on One More Thing: Greatest Non-Humans in Movies and TV

"Does Death count? "

nanotalent commented on One More Thing: Greatest Non-Humans in Movies and TV

"@hikergirl: I see your Totoro and raise you one Ohmu! "

nanotalent commented on One More Thing: Greatest Non-Humans in Movies and TV

" I'm disgusted with myself."

nanotalent commented on Evidence: Banksy's Facebook Page

"I'm trying to wrap my brain around how anyone could believe this is real. I mean, really."

nanotalent commented on Preparing For The Tour De Lance

"What, we don't get to know what was in their full cart? Shoddy stalking!"

nanotalent commented on The incredible shrinking Apple CEO

"I visited Apple a couple months ago, and Steve walked right by me in the cafeteria. The two things I noticed were: "wow, everyone seems to fear him!" and "damn, dude is skinnyyyy!""

nanotalent commented on Prepare To Never Again Have A Private Moment At A Bar

"This is going to revolutionize the way I hang out with the same five people!"

nanotalent commented on Why Is Shia LaBeouf So Terribly Over-Hyped?

"This fellow is about as interesting as luke warm water."

nanotalent commented on One More Thing: Movies' Most Awesomely Lovable Losers

"@CaptainHangNail: Re: Munchausen -- of course, you can't go wrong with Jonathan Pryce in Brazil, either: Gotta love De Niro as a rogue, political, plumber-hero."

nanotalent commented on One More Thing: Movies' Most Awesomely Lovable Losers

"How do you do a YouTube??"

nanotalent commented on The Unlikely Confluence of Julia Allison's Techboys in Esquire

"I have to say, he is just not an attractive man."

nanotalent commented on Everybody Loves Blonde Tomboy Space Girl!

"You could always do the torrent thing..."

nanotalent commented on Did Tyra Banks Fix America's Next Top Model?

"$10 says she drops her "extra" pounds within 6 months"

nanotalent commented on Your Brand Is Crap

"This is my new favorite site."

nanotalent commented on Times Publisher and Wife Split

"@Obviously Not Omniscient: Right?"