<![CDATA[Comments from nevermind_me]]> <![CDATA[Comments from nevermind_me]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on You Should Pledge <i>Greek</i>]]> Where's the Elephant Walk?

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on "Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take]]> This makes me appreciate my friends so much more.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on This Is What Happens When Kids Are Encouraged To Read]]> And I chose Duke over Middlebury. FUCK ME.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on A Drug Deal Caught From Every Angle]]> In New York, we have Taxi lines, in Chicago, they have dealer lines. Obama has clearly had it rougher than Clinton.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Rex Reed Gives Reader a Good Review]]> @Rosie4Prez: Michael will bring you to some fine, fine lady friends of his... after, of course...

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Reporter: Shut Up, Old Man]]> @semiserious: My friend in the courtyard hit when I asked him to race me. He now calls me David Duke.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Rex Reed Gives Reader a Good Review]]> Hey dick heads at Gawker, he's my ultra-socialite grandmother's best friend.

I kid you not.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Hillary Bakes With the Devil In the Pale Moon Light]]> Awww, Hillary is getting ready to get back to the kitchen!

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on "Food Fight" Summarizes Modern Warfare Using Lunch Food]]> McDonalds never tasted so good.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Ellen DeGeneres Chokes Up Over Dead Gay Teenager]]> Good for you, Ellen.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Mandatory Job Training Was 'AWESOME,' Say Starbucks Robots]]> Looks like Starbucks is going the Cold Stone route. HEY GUYS, WE GOT A TIP!!

Kill me now, Mocha god.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Little Magical Boy Molested By Muggle]]> The Dementors are here, the Dementors are here!

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Breaking: Obama Responds to Turban Smear]]> @CodePink: Thanks for keeping my feelings intact!
@M. Pompadour: There's a difference between the continuation of a love affair and complete, utter racism.

Call me bitches.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Breaking: Obama Responds to Turban Smear]]> No respect for Gawker on this one. Fucking idiots.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on The Canadian Media Mafia]]> I am so proud to be a Canadian right now. I never thought my amazing country would be powerful and worthy enough to receive a mention on Gawker.

I want some celebratory Poutine, bitches.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Yes We Can. Scarlett Johansson Can't.]]> I actually love it. It's so empowering, fuck it, I'm voting Obama tomorrow! :)

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Much-Anticipated Graydon Carter Endorsement Announced]]> Gawker crossed the line on the Muslim joke.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Guidos Are Universal!]]> Oh my god. That was so perfectly said.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Two window washers have fallen]]> Fell 43 stories and is 'in critical condition'. Funny joke.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on The News Corp. Holiday Party]]> I wonder what the Fox Business News anchor women were flashing in order to get their fur...petted.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on 'Sex And The City' Trailer Actually Has The Tagline "This Spring, Get Carried Away"]]> This straight boy is really fucking excited!

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on David Remnick v. Graydon Carter; Eliot Spitzer v. Himself]]> Must have been moments before Sanjaya did a little sa-jinnngg with one of Spitzer's daughters.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Come On, Who Doesn't Have 'Britney Canada Whore' In His iPhone?]]> @hamburgerhotdog: An eruption of coffee just spewed out of my mouth and nasal passage. BRAVO!

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on People Are Dressing Up As Julia Allison And Jakob Lodwick And Making VIMEOS About Their Sex Life]]> OMG I DIDN'T KNOW JULIA ALLISON WAS FROM STATEN ISLAND!! (pardon the caps/excitement) This explains it ALL!

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on CNN, 'LATimes' And Politico To Host January Debates]]> I can't wait to hear what type of shit Hillary will pull after being smoked by Obama in the Primary states. Will be a sad--and humorous--- debate for many.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on "I Don't Want To Go Right From 'Codpiece' To Ann Curry"]]> Serious news on the Today Show? LIES!

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Singapore MDA Senior Management: Moguls, Not Rappers]]> Is anyone else reminded of an Asian-Hillary Clinton by "The Numbers Girl"?

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Dartmouth's Anonymous Website Is Even Less Articulate Than Oberlin's]]> It's not just Oberlin and Dartmouth... it's a plague!
[www.boredatcolumbia.net]

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Drinking Absinthe in New York]]> I walked into Waverly one warm summer day to inconveniently make a reservation. The host a bartender were chatting and looking slightly mysterious. They then told me that I would be able to make a reservation for whatever time at whichever table if I took a straight shot of Absynthe. I can still taste it, dear god.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on A Night At The Spotted Pig]]> Josh had sex with Adam Duritz?

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on How Will Your Company Ruin Christmas?]]> The author of this shitty email was clearly hungover and had had his wallet stolen the night before.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on To And Do's Bizarre Love Triangle]]> Either come into the back of my car or join me in Balthazar's bathroom... it's rather empty at this time.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Despite the heroic hunger]]> Clearly the opposition leader didn't receive his degree from an Ivy.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Hillary Clinton Gets a Makeover From An Illiterate Stylist]]> Ahhh, this is where people from majoring in fashion from Southern New Hampshire University end up!

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Happy Thanksgiving! Did you]]> I have hugged Barack Obama, and Pareene, he is no fatty.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on The 'El Quijote' Sandwich Is As Disappointing As A Terrible Foodblogger Book Deal]]> Emily, your last paragraph made me so horny.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on The Bachelor Chooses Singledom, Depriving Finalists Of Their Hard-Earned Fake Engagement]]> My girlfriend called me crying over THIS!? I guess I'll have to choose singledom as well. women.

]]> <![CDATA[nevermind_me commented on Heidi Kinda Stands Up To Spencer!]]> Wait, this show still airs? Dear god.

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