niceguysorta commented on Blog Generation Is Special, Just Like Every Other Generation

"Boomers and their children: freakin' attention hogs. (minces about the room)Oh look at me!"

niceguysorta commented on GTA's Bitter Voice Actors

"Residuals, the gift that keeps on giving."

niceguysorta commented on Emily Gould Introduces Oversharing To New York Times Magazine

"@allyzay: I thought Laura Bertram, the girl from the 90s show "Ready or Not" and more recently the Kevin Sorbo stinker "Andromeda". @krucoff: A Tintin-like "!" is all I can say."

niceguysorta commented on New Economist Ads Target Kindergarten Demographic

"@raincoaster: Thanks for that, Raincoaster!"

niceguysorta commented on Lydia Hearst, Gossip Girl Literary Muse

"The picture looks like a careless photoshop collage of Barbie head on the hottest torso ever portrayed on Gawker."

niceguysorta commented on New Economist Ads Target Kindergarten Demographic

"Ah, OK, cloud-cuckoo-land was a common Thatcherism: [en.wikipedia.org] Still, why does that potato-sack clown with onions for ears have an exploding penis on his head?"

niceguysorta commented on Amanda Congdon Would Like to Mutter At You

"David-Lynch-style dialogue (and acting)!"

niceguysorta commented on Did You 'Enjoy the Fried Calamari' On Your Date Last Night?

"OK, gawkerites, 76 comments and I counted only 2 references to Adrien Brody, 1 reference to douche, but no references to Adrien Brody's more-douchey cousin."

niceguysorta commented on Making New York's Subway Look Like London's

"@dola: a little emoticon goes a long way."

niceguysorta commented on Lykke Li's Video For "I'm Good, I'm Gone"

"Albaesque! [www.hot-screensaver.com]"

niceguysorta commented on Vladimir Nabokov's Last Will And Testament To Be Ignored

"Ooooh, Dmitri's gonna get such a haunting!"

niceguysorta commented on Today in 'Odd News': Wealthy Person Launches Lifestyle Magazine

"You know how to become a millionaire?"

niceguysorta commented on Lykke Li's Video For "I'm Good, I'm Gone"

"Where we're from the birds sing a pretty song."

niceguysorta commented on Soldiers Could Be Denied Edutainment of Playboy and Penthouse

"We're talking about horny 20-somethings toiling away in a hot country."

niceguysorta commented on This Romantic Comedy Made No Sense

"But this was the last of the great Hugh Grant floppy-hair extravaganzas."

niceguysorta commented on Tony Snow's Struggle For A Normal Life

"My thoughts and prayers are with your family, as*hole."

niceguysorta commented on Magazines Become Even More Annoying

"Better hide that Cialis ad from the kids..."

niceguysorta commented on "Just Roll Me Up Your Sweater. It'll Come Right Off!"

"That's the famous flying dress from Leonardo da Vinci's sketchbooks."