Malibu is Gotham, and the paps are the Joker.
@metroville: I agree with you, except I'd replace "just beneath" with "right on top of".
The... whuh... bashing George Lucas?

My God!

Defamer sure isn't afraid to attack the sacred cows. I hope I'm sitting down when the "Y'know, we actually didn't think those Matrix sequels were all that good" editorial drops.

Yep, MobileMe refused to sync to my Mac for the first two weeks, and tech support responded only in the form of useless bots. Now it works, but the reply emails are still AWOL. I sent them another message yesterday to let them know that my decision on whether to sign up for a full year will depend heavily on their ability to get a real human being to write back when I have a problem.
@Deslander: Dude.

Islands?

If you're going to try to scare people away from FO so you don't have to wait in line, at least make your argument plausible.

@Fama Est: Well, Defamer is no longer written by (mostly) Angelenos. I'm expecting to see the "Gosh, did you guys know there's this huge bowl-like amphitheater where they play music and you can bring wine?" post any day now.
Dudes, you left out the part where Alan Dershowitz gets to pad his Hollywood cred some more by fighting the rating.
@Desk_hack: I know, it's frustrating and turns us all into aggressive beasts. But I don't know how they could do it any better -- taking reservations would go against the "pub" philosophy, and handing out numbers or pagers would be tacky. We just need Sang Yoon to build enough of them so everyone in L.A. can have a seat.
@Desk_hack: I see the "I hate FO because it's too popular" train is still chugging along as ever.
@Scoregasm: You only have to wait for the food. They give you your drinks right away.

In my humble opinion, Father's Office is more or less the greatest place on earth. And I say that as a vegetarian.

"Girls, if your husband's cheating on you with that new blonde in the secretarial pool, it's because YOU'RE not serving him rice. Take control of the marriage and put some empty carbs on the table!"
@AdvocatesDevil: Yeah, I'm sure it was between "food service" and "Fortune 500 CEO" and they just chose poorly.
17. Eat at better restaurants. They serve healthier, fresher food with portion sizes that are meant for normal human beings.
Dissing Ken Turan... fine.

Dissing Elvis Mitchell... not.

In the immortal (slightly ellipsis-ized) words of Lex himself, "WHY AM I A... DOUCHE... ?"

Why indeed.

@StaringatScreen: It's possible he meant her manager.
@Molly McAleer: You get a free pass as long as you preface it with "wicked".
Gosh, Renee sounds like a dream.
@Huge Tracts of Land: The irony of that comment sorta hits you like a train, doesn't it?
So even the guy who doesn't like anything grudgingly admitted to liking it. I'm sold.
@mothrafairy: Not until Midichlorians! gets the green light.
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