My God!
Defamer sure isn't afraid to attack the sacred cows. I hope I'm sitting down when the "Y'know, we actually didn't think those Matrix sequels were all that good" editorial drops.
Islands?
If you're going to try to scare people away from FO so you don't have to wait in line, at least make your argument plausible.
In my humble opinion, Father's Office is more or less the greatest place on earth. And I say that as a vegetarian.
Dissing Elvis Mitchell... not.
In the immortal (slightly ellipsis-ized) words of Lex himself, "WHY AM I A... DOUCHE... ?"
Why indeed.