Or a Cadillac land yacht, or a Ford pickup, or the Model T...
So he should be fired for a lack of creativity.
Acceptable Headline: "Some Lin-Chan-ted Evening!"
Questionable Headline: "Facebooker 'Likes' Chinese On And Off Court."
Unacceptable Headline: "With Knicks You Get Eggroll!"
You're welcome.
It's like saying "Whitney" is the funniest thing on NBC.