Well hasn't this rubbed "bloggers" (a word I detest) the wrong way! Sorry kids, but Mr. Fancypants is right.
"Fill it with broken dreams and disappointment and make them pay for their future."
Fried foods. Why do you think Asian kids are so smart?
It's named after a president!

Or a Cadillac land yacht, or a Ford pickup, or the Model T...

The Slappiest Place On Earth!™
"He said he has used the phrase 'at least 100 times' in headlines."

So he should be fired for a lack of creativity.

The other one on their site, the 350hp Humdinga, ain't bad either.
Nice Price. As a comparison, somebody's asking $15K for this '58. It's in Brooklyn, so I'll just say "I got your friggin' $15K and your Crack Pipe right here."
Dear ESPN,

Acceptable Headline: "Some Lin-Chan-ted Evening!"

Questionable Headline: "Facebooker 'Likes' Chinese On And Off Court."

Unacceptable Headline: "With Knicks You Get Eggroll!"

You're welcome.

But the big story on Fox5 was the death of game show host Whitney Houston.
They should put it in 3D and charge us more to watch it.
Athletes are often cool guys (and girls), but those who report on them are usually the world's biggest losers.
If I was YouTube, I wouldn't be promoting this as my funniest video.

It's like saying "Whitney" is the funniest thing on NBC.

"In Russia, upholstery purr better than engine!"
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