No way. His career's been gone since he parlayed his success in Leaving Las Vegas into (shudder), The Rock>.


Shit. And the Red Sox are just starting to get things turned around.
I'm glad to know that you enjoy Ford Mustangs. Your name is super cool! You are awesome!
I'm glad to know that you enjoy Ford Mustangs. Your name is super cool! You are awesome!
Osama bin laden is dead.

Sure...
The only way that this show starts to work is, as if in a desperate attempt to escape, the judge who presses his/her button gets ejected seventy feet away into a safety net.
Omar Hammammi...

...from Alabammy ?
Well, the beard is kinda funny, no?
Day one: Sleep in, get really good at Wii bowling.
Day two: Freak out completely.

Rinse.

Repeat.
Hey! This desert is only big enough for one of us!
Fuck it. Just kill me now and tell me that Pixar is remaking Watership Down, or that Justin Beiber has signed on to play the role of Otto in Repo Man.
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