I looked into doing this, but all the ones that were less than $300 a week served turkey. Not just for one meal, but several.
Most of the rest involve the demon broccoli. Deal breaker. Deal breaker.
I'm happy to avoid cooking for weeks at a time, and to get food where I know what is involved. But when the two deal breaker foods are in 80% of all diet meals, it's a no-go.
I'm pretty sure that going on Big Brother is part of the 'Piven Torture Project' mandated as a part of the Speed the Plow settlement.
It's the new clause: Fuck us, and we make you appear on Big Brother.
Probably remarkably effective at keeping people in line. Because while BB might give them liquor, nobody is going to be giving them blow.
I have an ancient dachshund. I would totally buy one of these.
Of course I don't actually need a special blanket for him, as he insists on snuggling into every single blanket in the house. All of them have these little circles where he has nested. And that was for free.
For reasons that are not important at this juncture, I've fallen in a with a poly group.
And it's surprisingly not that weird- but I've also not been in as a part of a long term committed relationship. My activities have been more along the lines of "borrowing" peoples boyfriends. Going into it, it is very clear that we are there for a weekend of fun, not a life time commitment.
And there haven't been any issues. Somebody's primary sent me cookies once. Because I'm not hooking up with any 'poly' people without knowing their primary partner, and that it's ok.
Apparently I'm really good at what is technically adultery?
Has anyone else read "Drininking, A Love Story" by Carolyn Knapp? She talks a lot about how she went from the anorexia of her college years to the alcoholism of her 30's.
It's a fascinating book, and one that really talks about the connection between control, ED, and addictions.
I note that when she got out of rehab, she got a dog, and proceeded to make that the center of her life. Admittedly maybe not healthy? But certainly better than the alternatives.
Sigh. Kids today. Why can't they just read thousands of pages of pornographic fanfiction, like we had to?
Clearly fuckability is the new standard for all women who hold government offices. Rather than years of work experience or advanced degrees, why don't we pick people the classy way.
Like they do on Reality TV. Just imagine "The Biggest Loser: Supreme Court Edition" in which 15 female judges with extensive credentials and experience are forced to live on a ranch and exercise 7 hours a day while eating a starvation diet. Woman who loses the most weight gets the chance to be on the Supreme Court.
MeMe Roth could be the host.
Like they do on Reality TV. Just imagine "The Biggest Loser: Supreme Court Edition" in which 15 female judges with extensive credentials and experience are forced to live on a ranch and exercise 7 hours a day while eating a starvation diet. Woman who loses the most weight gets the chance to be on the Supreme Court.
MeMe Roth could be the host.
I am personally shocked, shocked I say by the comments to the article. Which feature various factions of Birthers arguing with each other about what his birth story is.
Personally, I think he's the third Summers Brother.
Personally, I think he's the third Summers Brother.
I remember reading some articles about this a few months ago. Add to the all around level of fail? They stuck the guy in to the jail with the regular population.
Where, shock, he was repeatedly raped.
I would actually love to see this as a test case, taken up levels of appeals, to help fix the complete mess of the criminal justice system and it's treatment of the severely mentally disabled. But that costs money. Lots of money.
And no one involved has any.
@Penny: It is an easy drive from the Chicago area. And has tours. You could do worse :)
@DennyCrane: I would LOVE to have Coco back.
She could replace Dale the axe murdering crime tech. Or whatever. Coco is cool, and deserves more screen time.
Actually, I still wonder why she doesn't have her own VH1 show. She would be perfect for the Celebreality genere
There actually already is a genre devoted to women lusting after homosexual former boy band members.
It's called Popslash.
And it was awesome.
@Martiniman: Problem: They would insist the neutering be on TV.
Imagine the photops and the magazine covers, and publicity that would ensue.
And Heidi & Spencer would then find some poor orphan to torture.
This is entertaining. But it's the sort of thing that only works because she's little and cute and lives in NYC.
Something tells me that it wouldn't work if you were, say, a plump woman working in a lobbying firm in DC.
Admittedly, DC has it's own uniform, but it is very important to show that you have -multiple- suits.
I'm ever so happy that I'm essentially size two and a half Rachel Zoes. Because it means I am never in any danger of her dressing me what so ever.
Of the set:
-Nail Polish & Hair care products: Not unreasonable. I'll spend $18 on a bottle of hair stuff, if you get a lot of uses out of it, and it really works.
-T-Shirts: $19 isn't a bad price for a nice t-shirt, and I could use two or three in different colors. Not from AA as they are evil, but two or three plain t-shirts.
That's it.
What I really want is the red & blue dress Kate Hudson is wearing. It's adorable. Only I want it in a size 22, and for under $100. Which means, that, well, no.
But, alas, the E! network gave them an out. And Heidi & Spencer are _EXACTLY_ the sort of couple who would reproduce for the sole purpose of getting on TV.
I think they just need to check the timing. Kendra Wilkinson has the 'pregnant reality show star' stories locked up for the next six months.....
1. Courtney Cox
2. Mario Batali. And oh dear lord, let one of the blondes be his BFF Gwenyth Paltrow.
3. Sensible mature adult actions? In Hollywood? WTF.
2. Mario Batali. And oh dear lord, let one of the blondes be his BFF Gwenyth Paltrow.
3. Sensible mature adult actions? In Hollywood? WTF.
It can be gay sex times nowz?
With any luck on this earth photos of his lost weekend will surface, and scandal erupt.
I am continually annoyed by the anti-choice people who are pro death penalty. If you are that concerned with the sanctity of human life, than you should not be willing to execute people.
But, oh wait, the guy who murdered four people in a dispute over cocaine is a lot less adorable than a tiny widdle fetus.....
Sadly, the bus only works if there is someplace to go on it.
