Where, shock, he was repeatedly raped.
I would actually love to see this as a test case, taken up levels of appeals, to help fix the complete mess of the criminal justice system and it's treatment of the severely mentally disabled. But that costs money. Lots of money.
And no one involved has any.
She could replace Dale the axe murdering crime tech. Or whatever. Coco is cool, and deserves more screen time.
Actually, I still wonder why she doesn't have her own VH1 show. She would be perfect for the Celebreality genere
It's called Popslash.
And it was awesome.
Imagine the photops and the magazine covers, and publicity that would ensue.
And Heidi & Spencer would then find some poor orphan to torture.
Something tells me that it wouldn't work if you were, say, a plump woman working in a lobbying firm in DC.
Admittedly, DC has it's own uniform, but it is very important to show that you have -multiple- suits.
Of the set:
-Nail Polish & Hair care products: Not unreasonable. I'll spend $18 on a bottle of hair stuff, if you get a lot of uses out of it, and it really works.
-T-Shirts: $19 isn't a bad price for a nice t-shirt, and I could use two or three in different colors. Not from AA as they are evil, but two or three plain t-shirts.
That's it.
What I really want is the red & blue dress Kate Hudson is wearing. It's adorable. Only I want it in a size 22, and for under $100. Which means, that, well, no.
I think they just need to check the timing. Kendra Wilkinson has the 'pregnant reality show star' stories locked up for the next six months.....
With any luck on this earth photos of his lost weekend will surface, and scandal erupt.
But, oh wait, the guy who murdered four people in a dispute over cocaine is a lot less adorable than a tiny widdle fetus.....