<![CDATA[Comments from notsofresh]]> <![CDATA[Comments from notsofresh]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on New Girly Videogames Based On Teen Movies]]> @fiveinchtaint: No, Red Dawn was the one where he's repossessing cars.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on The Gawker Wasted 20]]> How is it a "recovery no-no" to take a friend to an AA meeting? Closed meetings are only for alkies, but if it's an open meeting, non-drunks can go. They just can't speak.

I mean, That's what I hear.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Holes in the iPhone's Killer Restaurant-Recommendation App]]> What is this "iPhone" you're talking about, and where can I get more information about it?

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Renault Can Shut Down Magazines In France]]> @Lysergic Asset:Avez-vous utiliser Google traducteur pour écrire cela?

Parce que je viens de fait.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Renault Can Shut Down Magazines In France]]> Meanwhile, in Cupertino, Calif., Steve Jobs OKs a kneecapping on a teenage blogger with an engineer's drawing of the headphone jack on the next iPhone.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Sad Flacks Secretly Edit Their Boss's Own Wikipedia Page]]> @skahammer: "Bosomy dirty-book writer" was always a favorite of mine.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on With Lead Smock Still On, German Woman Examines Her Own X-Ray]]> Size Zero Supermodel Discovered to be Bobble-Headed Caricature-Proof

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on The Few Celebrities Who Wouldn't Sell Pictures of Their Kids]]> @richardmarxhatesmyhair: Tell me more about this book of yours.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on The Few Celebrities Who Wouldn't Sell Pictures of Their Kids]]> So "Children as Accessories" is the theme of the day?

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on "Children have become fashion accessories"]]> I don't have anything to say about the story, really, but I love that picture -- Connie Chung has never looked better!

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Ladies, Ask for "Tron's" Happy Ending Massage at Cornelia Spa]]> This has been going on for years. I think it's a Title IX thing.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on The Crankiest Fox Blonde of All]]> Who is that hovering?! There's someone hovering in the hall! I don't want any hoverers!

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Wolf Blitzer Calls David Remnick a Nazi (Kind of)]]> @Dave_Seaman: And I have it on excellent authority that Mr. Peanut didn't get the cover either, completely blowing your theory about the monocle/tophat/irony meter correlation.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Wolf Blitzer Calls David Remnick a Nazi (Kind of)]]> @Dave_Seaman: OK, you can say what you want about me... But I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here and let you insult people with monocles.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Wolf Blitzer Calls David Remnick a Nazi (Kind of)]]> Are we still talking about this? Hasn't it been, like, hours?

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Crime & Gentrification in Brooklyn]]> This is only the beginning. The bloodletting will continue until Billyburg gets its own Zabar's.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Remnick Defends Obama Cover, Idea That Readers Aren't Retards]]> Where do you shop with The New Yorker in the checkout line? No matter how much I beg I can't get my store to move all thos copies of Foreign Affairs and Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Remnick Defends Obama Cover, Idea That Readers Aren't Retards]]> Anybody remember the cartoon of a Hasidic Jew kissing a black woman that ran in 1993 or so, on the anniversary of the Crown Heights riots? All the usual suspects were pissed then, too. For about 20 minutes.

Anyway, this one does make me think that the Pam Grier/Foxy Brown 'fro would look hot on Michelle.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on 5WPR Busted For <em>Even More</em> Blog Fraud; Uses Apology As Slimy Sales Pitch Opportunity]]> @Aaron Altman: Tequila and eggs sound good?

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on 5WPR Busted For <em>Even More</em> Blog Fraud; Uses Apology As Slimy Sales Pitch Opportunity]]> @Aaron Altman: Placed in powerful posts?

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on 5WPR Busted For <em>Even More</em> Blog Fraud; Uses Apology As Slimy Sales Pitch Opportunity]]> "We have instituted internal measures to ensure this cannot happen again."

New sign in the lunchroom:

"No client blogging from computers in this office! Use the Starbucks on the corner! This means You!"

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on 'Vanity Fair' Fights Fox With Foto Funnies]]> @cyanidecygnet: Somebody saw Recount last weekend!

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on 'Vanity Fair' Fights Fox With Foto Funnies]]> I think the Greta Van Susteren pic is actually just the unaltered "before" shot from her plastic surgery.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on A Cuddly Gay Icon For Fox News]]> So, this is a joke... Right?

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on 2004 is Back!]]> I think it's welsh on a bet, actually, because the Welsh are notorious bet non-payers.

Fucking Welsh.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Eddie Murphy Wants To Stop Playing Robots With Aliens Inside Of Them And Start Getting Real]]> Point taken about all the duds, but Showtime was actually a pretty good movie.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Absolutely Nobody Returns Mike and Juliet's Calls]]> Interesting= No one will return this show's calls.

Troubling= Someone knows the show well enough to recognize this as an ongoing problem.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on <i>New York Times Magazine</i>'s Sleepy Limbaugh Cover Story]]> So does he just stuff the oxycontins into the tip of the cigar, like a blunt? Is that how that works?

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Silence is Sacred at Uptight Writing Space]]> The first rule of Writing Space is, you do not talk about Writing Space.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Arnold Schwarzenegger slashes Tesla's taxes to keep electric cars in California]]> I sorta doubt that a hydrogen Hummer will balance out his carbon footprint, since he commutes by private jet from LA to Sacramento every day...

[www.sacbee.com]

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on 'Times' Lore: The Pristine Style Manual]]> I'd just like to thank Pareene for using "Drumroll..." instead of "Wait for it..."

That's all.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Of Death and Catapults]]> @TheHonJudgeSmails: Amen, brother. Sometimes I think there's lead in the drinking water over there.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on "I swear my golden retriever Chaucer said 'hi' to me one morning."]]> Sometimes my dog looks at me, and I get the sense that he's really TRYING to say something, but he just can't get the words out past that mouthful of his own shit.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Philly Would Rather Not Have Colt 45 Cartoons On Its Walls, Thanks]]> Reminds me...

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Followup]]> Marika, don't you get it? You're nothing but a wet ass to this guy.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on The Ballad Of Derrell And Gwendolyn: "Okay, I'll just say it: Will you have sex with me?"]]> @kitkatsplash: What does "formally homeless" mean?

I'm not trying to be a (wet) ass, I really want to know.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on McCain And Obama Reps Hold Worst Presidential Debate Ever On Twitter]]> Hmm. Wait. Maybe... ?

Nope, still nothing. Twitter isn't any good for this, either.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on Photographer Puts 189 Non-Existent Spy Satellites on Show]]> Existant?

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on This Is Maybe the Best Journalism Job Available]]> Just you wait. In 18 months, when everybody in the LA Times newsroom is in security guard, custodian and parking-attendant uniforms, whoever wrote this ad will be hailed as a visionary.

]]> <![CDATA[notsofresh commented on McDonald's Shuns Miracle Weight Loss Man]]> @imjustskinny!: In other Jared news:

[jezebel.com]

no pic, alas.

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