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"@City_Dater: Either that or someone's been spending too much time at the Koreatown karaoke joints."

noyokono commented on Norman Mailer: Even in Death, An Award-Winning Perv

"For your average octogenarian, sex and shit are pretty much the same thing."

noyokono commented on Is Part Two of the Lance Bass Autobiography In The Works?

"BASS: How Low Can You Go?"

noyokono commented on Have Craigslist Missed Connections Gotten More Poetic Lately?

"It's like SEA OF LOVE for Web 2.0! I live alone within myself, Like a house within the woods."

noyokono commented on Ground Zero—will you

"Rudy just called me to say that he's been exposed to the Ground Zero Garage Poop "as often, if not more, than most of the workers.""

noyokono commented on Audrina And Justin Bobby's Bizarre Love Triangle

"@Gingerbelle: GET OUTTA MY DREAMS GET INTO MY CAR"

noyokono commented on 'Emasculated' Richard Johnson Can't Tell His Singer/Songwriters Apart

"@Pope John Peeps II: By the time he dies, Wikipedia will be the sole provider of obits for everyone."

noyokono commented on "I Don't Trust People Who Aren't On Facebook": The Meta-Feed of Oberlin Students' Minds

"Why can't Williamsburg be flooded with sewer water? HASN'T AMERICA SUFFERED ENOUGH?!!!!!!!"

noyokono commented on How 'Tutoring' Spencer Pratt Cost One Woman Her Dreams

"This thing stinks of a Bret Easton Ellis short story balled up and tossed in the trashcan."

noyokono commented on Is Part Two of the Lance Bass Autobiography In The Works?

"Bass Fishing for Beginners"