procrastinator, esq. commented on Mel Gibson Chooses Costa Rican Bandit Country Over Malibu Beaches

"D'oh."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Mel Gibson Chooses Costa Rican Bandit Country Over Malibu Beaches

"Buenos dias, titas de sucre!"

procrastinator, esq. commented on A Very Brady Sapphic Awakening

"The Selma Blair-Sarah Michelle Gellar kissing scene in Cruel Intentions was based on a real life incident involving Maureen McCormick, Ann B."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Jason Schwartzman's Cupcake Dreams Dashed

"There's a reason Jason Schwartzman was walking like his butt hurt. Sorry about that, Jason."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Country That Doesn't Even Have President Mocking Ours

"I'm more interested in the "15 Bitchy Women Take a Hike" article."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Is There A Gay Roofie Date Rape Epidemic?

"@momo: I'm not condoning the roofie-slipping, but do I think your friend is a complete idiot?"

procrastinator, esq. commented on Is There A Gay Roofie Date Rape Epidemic?

"@momo: You mean, your friend picked a guy up off the street, went up to his place, had a beer, and was surprised that it led to creepy, unethical sex?"

procrastinator, esq. commented on Only ET has the EXCLUSIVE!

"@Trixie from Toronto: Yeah, but to be fair, Trixie, I hear you shouted that at the late Charles Nelson Reilly when he walked onto your Toronto-New York nonstop in '03."

procrastinator, esq. commented on "Yale sophomore Casper Desfeux,

"It took me three reads to figure out that "he filmed himself having sex with a girl without her permission" meant that the filming was unbeknownst to the girl, not the sex act itself."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Philadelphia Is Desperate For New York's Homosexuals

"@Chief Wahoo: Clearly you don't know the gays well enough."