To do today: buy ticket to Iceland.
Let's start a hair museum & Donald's can be the star attraction.
Hi--ummmm---did we go out once?
But they SURVIVE!
K-townKid! Costanza could have been their love child.
You beat me to it.
Trust me on this...living in Wisconsin causes depression.
Actually, they usually send a pic of their cock first and then ask you to watch them jerk off on cam.
@FightingChance: I usually overheat when I'm driven hard...
Aldous Huxley was a prophet.
@Artpunk: Who would fuck Rush?
I went to jr. high & high school with this joker. He was a tool then & he's a tool now.

I sat next to him in a class once - was so grossed out by him - he had black stuff coming out of his ears - must never have washed them.

His parents must have been too busy imparting Republican rhetoric to teach him how to use a Q-Tip.
@comotellamas: I was actually trying to be a funny bitch...
I hope she was circumcised. Wouldn't want her to experience too much sexual pleasure. Might interfere with her cooking duties. Can't let these women get too crazy...might want the right to vote then...
@calmly: Sounds similar to the time I reluctantly had sex with a date because I was afraid what he would do if I didn't.
@pancakepalooza: Well, at least not caring for your first official mate.
@JudyPaceFace: Do not understand...am just a girl.
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