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NYM
12 Apr 2011 9:15 AM
To do today: buy ticket to Iceland.
NYM
12 Apr 2011 9:14 AM
Let's start a hair museum & Donald's can be the star attraction.
NYM
12 Apr 2011 7:49 AM
Hi--ummmm---did we go out once?
NYM
06 Apr 2011 8:19 PM
But they SURVIVE!
NYM
26 Mar 2011 1:07 PM
K-townKid! Costanza could have been their love child.
NYM
16 Mar 2011 7:37 AM
You beat me to it.
NYM
15 Mar 2011 9:17 PM
Trust me on this...living in Wisconsin causes depression.
NYM
09 Feb 2011 9:52 PM
Actually, they usually send a pic of their cock first and then ask you to watch them jerk off on cam.
NYM
28 Jan 2011 8:43 PM
@
FightingChance
: I usually overheat when I'm driven hard...
NYM
22 Jan 2011 1:04 PM
Aldous Huxley was a prophet.
NYM
14 Jan 2011 8:33 PM
@
Artpunk
: Who would fuck Rush?
NYM
14 Jan 2011 8:10 PM
[www.youtube.com]
NYM
14 Jan 2011 8:03 PM
I went to jr. high & high school with this joker. He was a tool then & he's a tool now.
I sat next to him in a class once - was so grossed out by him - he had black stuff coming out of his ears - must never have washed them.
His parents must have been too busy imparting Republican rhetoric to teach him how to use a Q-Tip.
NYM
05 Jan 2011 1:13 PM
@
comotellamas
: I was actually trying to be a funny bitch...
NYM
02 Jan 2011 5:08 PM
I hope she was circumcised. Wouldn't want her to experience too much sexual pleasure. Might interfere with her cooking duties. Can't let these women get too crazy...might want the right to vote then...
NYM
31 Dec 2010 2:31 PM
Patricia Neal
NYM
18 Dec 2010 4:49 PM
@
calmly
: Sounds similar to the time I reluctantly had sex with a date because I was afraid what he would do if I didn't.
NYM
12 Dec 2010 1:38 PM
@
pancakepalooza
: Well, at least not caring for your first official mate.
NYM
12 Dec 2010 10:58 AM
@
JudyPaceFace
: Mine was too :-D
NYM
11 Dec 2010 7:05 PM
@
JudyPaceFace
: Do not understand...am just a girl.
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