Sir Cranky commented on America's Sweet-tart: All About Ashley Alexandra Dupre

"Why isn't anybody standing up for the noble, healing aspects of the profession of courtesanship in all its myriad forms?"

Sir Cranky commented on America's Sweet-tart: All About Ashley Alexandra Dupre

"Why is nobody standing up for the noble, healing aspects of the profession of courtesanship in all its myriad forms?"

Sir Cranky commented on Your Afternoon Spitzer Update

"Even as a lover of the sleaze life myself--though now temporarily virtuous because of personal financial constraints--I am stunned by this saga..."

Sir Cranky commented on ELLE: Not For Women Who Are Intimidated By Math!

"Women are too impressed by big numbers."

Sir Cranky commented on Kate Beckinsale Models The Latest In S&M Day Wear

"Stride proudly, Mistress, your slaves await!"

Sir Cranky commented on Nothing Real About Real Housewives of New York City Except My Agony

"Why can't they do a show about some hot Latina and Asian housewives?"

Sir Cranky commented on First As Tragedy, Second As Farce

"I prefer to remember the Marilyn/Norma Jeane that Andre De Dienes photographed."

Sir Cranky commented on Who Is The Hermit-esque, Baby Maligning Couple?

"I too wracked my brain over this "red carpet couple" mystery...I seem to recall some actress saying at the Oscars that this was the longest she'd left her baby alone since it popped out...could that be a clue?"

Sir Cranky commented on Kate Hudson Back On Butterscotch Stallion

"I think Salma Hayek should keep thoughts like that to herself and just keep showing off her cleavage in period movies and smoking cigarettes in well-lit noirish closeups."

Sir Cranky commented on Sex Is Not Part Of The American Way Of Life

"The survey was about sex with other people."

Sir Cranky commented on Can We Stop Blaming The McGraths For Fake Memoir Lady?

"If anybody's got a memoir to write now, it's McGrath."

Sir Cranky commented on From the Sex Industry to Reality TV: 8 People Who Made The Leap

"But none of them became bona fide, cock-outing, clam-flashing superstars."

Sir Cranky commented on The Thinking Woman's Gossip

"I want to see Camille host a series called "American Intellectual Gladiator.""

Sir Cranky commented on Tinsley Mortimer To Have Reality Show??

"I like the juxtaposition of her gams with the tomes."

Sir Cranky commented on Go Make Films Elsewhere, Then

"For French pastry, I'll take Mylene Demongeot from The Giant of Marathon."

Sir Cranky commented on Tyra Banks Almost Kills A Model

"Is "Tyra" short for pterodactyl? I think she would be awesome in a remake of Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman, too. I see cinderblocks in place of her vagina."

Sir Cranky commented on Diablo Cody Backlash In Full Swing

"The more I read about Juno on the Web, the less I want to see it."

Sir Cranky commented on Diablo Cody Is About To Diddle Another Doodle

"I wonder if Diablo's whole purpose since last weekend, starting with the shoe situation, was a kind of calculated Dr."