Private Hangnail commented on Prep School on Diversity Lockdown After Wall Street Dad Declares Culture War

"@momof3wildkids: What you've described there sounds like the precursor to a massive group rape. Now, back in glorious 1995 wee Hangnail was asked if he was "some kind of fag" by the Vice Principal because he refused to attend a mandatory pep rally."

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"@Swifter: Prick."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Droid Commercial Paints iPhone as "Digitally Clueless Beauty Pageant Queen"

"Actually that's hilarious."

Pope John Peeps II commented on CrunchPad Breaks Cover at Media Event Next Monday

"@GHETTO.CHiLD: I wonder if you realize how decadent that sounded."

Pope John Peeps II commented on James Franco's 'General Hospital' Appearance Was Subversive Performance Art

"The idea of performance art is strange to me."

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"@KyleHuff: OKAY."

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missdelite commented on A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf

"@Zira: Actually, I was referring to how he can sleep with as many women who work in "legitimate" jobs as he wants, and still retain his sponsors, but as soon as the word "whore" is mentioned, he's at risk of losing everything. Of course, I get that it's illegal in the States, where "paying for it" is considered as egregious as - I dunno - masturbating in public?"

Matt Cherette commented on The Best Moments from Thursday's NBC Comedy Lineup

"@Conchie Birdie: Thank you."