Lie to Me was kind of a stupid show, but Roth was smokin' hot in it. I've watched the stupidest movies for that man, like the one where he's a prisoner and Julia Ormond is a prison dentist! and they fall in lust for each other and have dirty, dirty sex in a train station restroom when he gets released. It was so bad I don't remember the title, but I SURE DO remember that sex scene.

Also, I saw Paul Newman at a CART race in around 1998 and he was mesmerizingly sexy, totally outclassing the hordes of hot young drivers milling around.

The bathroom is hilarious!
I have to agree - Cumberbatch is talented, but he looks like someone hit him in the face with the ugly pan. In Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy he looked like he could play Jeff Daniel's mentally challenged, dandy younger brother in Dumb and Dumber.
Vets are amazing! When I lived in Brooklyn, my cat's vet:

1. Would kiss the top of my cat's head, crooning 'what a handsome boy!'

2. Was active in the catch/spay/neuter program for feral cats

3. Would go out after hours and provide care for the pets of homeless people

4. Was a drop-dead gorgeous hunk of a guy.

Sigh. I miss you, Dr. Gorgeous.

Why do people say it's so hard to get a head in NYC?
Hm. Paint a panorama of the Grand Canyon on it? You could add a little foam replica of the glass observation bridge.
You (probably?) have an entire scrotum to work with. Grab some rhinestones, feathers, and googly eyes and glam up that swinging sac of yours!
Sam Champion is chuckling knowingly in his library full of leather-bound books, within his apartment that smells of rich mahogany.
He's also smoking hot in it, especially when he gets to verbally school Chloe Sevigny about, well, reality.
I do not understand his nostrils.
On the other hand, I was a peon in the TV news biz back in the day when Jerry Springer was the #1-rated news anchor and ran into him often. One of the smartest, funniest, craziest people I've ever met, and he always treated people with not only respect, but genuine interest. A passionate liberal, too. They aren't all petulant manchildren!
"I listen to at least one rap song, every single day now" -- this has me in roils of hysterical laughter. Are we SURE this whole thing isn't an elaborate James Franco prank?
Considering all the wild ups and downs of her career (E=MC2 to Glitter to Mimi) and dealing with Mottola and endless public snark about her weight and taste and mental state, she still comes off as both a tough survivor and an essentially sweet, upbeat person. I like her for that.
Yeah, I think the last great thing was Bleak House.
YES! I discovered this by accident on Netflix and it makes my sessions on the elliptical so much more delicious! I'm now trying to find the novels.
My least favorite cinema experience was seeing the 10:30pm showing of Bandits (Blanchett, Thornton, violence, cross-dressing) in a NYC theater where two mothers walked in 10 minutes after the start of the movie with a total of five toddlers-to-infants. They proceeded to lay out a blanket in the handicapped space, pulled out a lot of noisy toys and bags of crackly snacks, dumped the kids on the blanket and sat back down to enjoy the movie. The rest of the theater walked out and got their money back.

Otherwise, NYC audiences were pretty good. Boston, however....EVERYONE talks in Boston theaters. Teens, old people, middle-aged people. They have conversations that have nothing to do with the movie, answer their phones, text, recite the plot as it happens to their deaf grandpa....

And if you politely ask them to stop talking, they act like you've violated their right to treat a public space as their living room. We've stopped going to movies here.

He was also in the last Die Hard movie.
Also, gorgeous hands!
She also doesn't know how to wear a belt. Is that thing cinched around her ribcage?
Reading about this ridiculous publicity stunt makes me want to eat raw meat off of a styrofoam plate with my bare hands while wearing a dress made of kitten skins and blood diamonds.
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