Andy Warhol hates you, Peter Brant!
BA in Cookie/that good enough for me.
Score one for environmentalism.
I feel the need to decopage my resume to the screen
If your vag were a tree what kind of tree would it be?
Thank you bloggers for putting this whiney meatpuppet out to pasture..
You should have seen the mucus trail she left up the runway..
dontcha hate it when you get fairydust in your snatch?
Forget The Rest I Have One Gold Breast
Look at my shoe, rack.
One man's jizz is another man's Warhol rip-off
Pirates used to be so much more well dressed back in the days..pft. what's become of fashion?
i count two "fucks" in this article. that's fifty cents in the swear jar!
Reminds me of the comedic genious of adam sandler's chaunaka song we're treated to year after every fekin year..
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