Pithmaster commented on Police Win War on Drugs Belonging to Zonked Phish Hippies

"phunny"

Pithmaster commented on "I'm Planning On Pushing Lisa Kudrow Down a Flight of Stairs."

"Tan and Ollie"

Pithmaster commented on Interview Owner Picks Opulent Jet Over Staff

"Andy Warhol hates you, Peter Brant!"

Pithmaster commented on Bachelor Of Cookies

"BA in Cookie/that good enough for me."

Pithmaster commented on Stupid Cost-Cutting Tricks: You Are Not Appreciated

"Score one for environmentalism."

Pithmaster commented on Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Our Post on Her Crazy Offices!

"I feel the need to decopage my resume to the screen"

Pithmaster commented on Let's All Talk About Barbara Walters' Bush

"If your vag were a tree what kind of tree would it be?"

Pithmaster commented on Sarah Palin: Media, Its Subjects, and Viewers Are All Jerks

"Thank you bloggers for putting this whiney meatpuppet out to pasture.."

Pithmaster commented on Anna Wintour's Princess Leia Dress: Time's Worst Outfit of the Year

"You should have seen the mucus trail she left up the runway.."

Pithmaster commented on Paris Hilton Wants To Be Tinkerbell

"Tinkersmell"