EleanorRigby commented on Extreme Dieting Prolongs Your Miserable Life, Say Donut-Munching Scientists

"Every time I read one of these calorie restriction articles, I say to myself, "what is the point of living to 120 if you can't eat some freaking fried chicken whenever the mood strikes?" And who wants to go to someone's house for dinner if they're going to look at your flesh like it's a Thanksgiving turkey?"

EleanorRigby commented on Would You Pay $5 a Month to Read the New York Times Online?

"I'd pay $5/month to read The Onion online, but they're going to have to up their coverage of turkey sandwiches being an excellent source of turkey sandwiches and area men doing things."

EleanorRigby commented on Gawker Comments Are Made of Stars

"Unapproved comments...CANNOT WAIT"

EleanorRigby commented on If Will Smith Won't Come to Manhattan, Manhattan Will Come to Will Smith

"Why are they still casting Katherine Heigl in things?"

EleanorRigby commented on Your Mom Runs Errands

"I mean, I did tell her to bring a jacket because it's chilly today."

EleanorRigby commented on The Ten Most Important Moments of the Michael Jackson Memorial Mess

"@anglematic: That's why I'm so amused."

EleanorRigby commented on The Ten Most Important Moments of the Michael Jackson Memorial Mess

"My mother just said "Amazing."

EleanorRigby commented on The Crowdsourced Celebrity Gay List

"Pre-sci fi Quinto, So Notorious Quinto made it quite apparent."

EleanorRigby commented on Liveblogging the Michael Jackson Memorial

"@Richard Lawson: I'd go just so I could say it once again."

EleanorRigby commented on Liveblogging the Michael Jackson Memorial

"@Richard Lawson: Bubbles is fine, the paper of record will have you know: [artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com]"