"Every time I read one of these calorie restriction articles, I say to myself, "what is the point of living to 120 if you can't eat some freaking fried chicken whenever the mood strikes?" And who wants to go to someone's house for dinner if they're going to look at your flesh like it's a Thanksgiving turkey?"
"I'd pay $5/month to read The Onion online, but they're going to have to up their coverage of turkey sandwiches being an excellent source of turkey sandwiches and area men doing things."
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