spotted in fire island pines over the long holiday weeekend: cast & crew of the gay housewives of new york. reichen and his thing did not look particularly hot. but then, everyone else did in the 100 degree sun.

#tips
am i still a perv if i think it is... art-sy?
@LatestBy: yeah, although in honor of this post i should change it to wereamandforeverwillbegay...
it was meant as present perfect anyway not past.
beengay as in donethat...
not to mention the ref to a certain analgesic (heh, anal!)
the parallel with an AA/NA meeting would be if a renowned drug dealer showed up pretending to repent all the while continuing to deal. wouldn't that be hypocritical for the meeting? and wouldn't you want the participants to know that a (continuing) drug dealer is among them? that is the analogy here...
i am confused: what is contagious? the syph (it is, by definition) or the rumor (isn't it? by definition?)
well, it's no pic nic, but he is as pink (lavender) as the sky is blue (turquoise) and that ain't no shock... mary!
@PersianCarport: err... that's why they are (intentionally) white, to hide it!
err... shouldn't "icing" mean "to put jewelry on" or "to ingest/inhale the crystal form of methamphetamine"?
@phlox✔: i beg to differ...
dressed alike could mean the other one is his stylist...
arm around the waist is just gay, not couple...
they are both twinkie bottoms not schtupping!
@phlox✔: yeah the other twink has his hand on ZQ's waist in a very gay way!
however, i don't think they are schtupping...
@mnerd: agreed.
show them out of bed/makeup or in clothes/stupor and they are sort of bleh
@Ofmyself: you beat me to it!
i was going to say fugly.
also, gay.
that makes me suspicious that his excellent wardrobe choices are not his...
the proof is in the (hideous) specs!
are we sure he is teh geih?
@Airvault: oh yes, *that* (how the f* do you do italics on this site?) look...
"i know that you're not wearing underwear"
"i know what you did last night"
"i know where i'll see you later"
"i know the lyrics to all of liza's songs"
the extent of the gaydar is thus:
when the eyes linger a milisecond too long when you stare and then redirect to your crotch (or butt, appropriately), then you a have one of teh geighs!
voila!
@formergr:
gay circa 1985 fire island...
the clothes scream american (therefore, not eurotrash)
the stance screams "give it to me now!"
... and i mean that in a good way!
@tomqvaxy: it was the salmon mousse
@manchops: love you too, man...
but not in that way...
::sighs::
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