This is getting way too teenage, even for this faggot.
In the black community, we call that a "house nigger."
What does it say about the universe that LiLo has better breasts that Monroe had?
Here's Kucinich and his wife:

@Final: I'd like her on top, too.
Barack Obama just sent me an email. The subject says simply "Fuck."
@Steverino: I thought it was a combo of "gay" and "cockblocker."
@Soldier_CLE: Jackasses like you are precisely why Clinton won. Still, do the math: 60% or more, here on out for the Hills.
@VoxPopuli: Yeah, that was Five Towns Deluxe.

The ocker thing was a little OTT.

Notice the satanic Mid-Atlantic variation towards the end. That was taught to me, too - shiver.

Goddamn this electorate. Wishywashy bunch of motherfuckers. Enjoy eating walnuts till 2016!
@Richard: Hilare. I seem to remember that one of Keith Haring's early series did this to equally hilarious effect.
@surfbeavernsb: What about wearing hushpuppies?
Maybe the guy is just a cat person?
@steven_scareplanes: We're waking up and smelling the lattes.
@Dickdogfood: I would agree that neoconservatives really believe what they say they do, save the realists who cloak themselves in thinktank anonimity. Still, my point is that, even with "designer wars" bought on credit as Operation Save Them Iraqis was, that very act of combat is dire, ugly, and awful. To try to mitigate that is a very limited step to take. It's like those international war laws that ban dumdum bullets. As re: this poor newb flinging a puppy to its death, it's naughty all right, but it's an internal disciplinary matter for the higher-ups.
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