I've never wanted to cuddle with a footstool before.
I still need to get around to reading Area 51: An Uncensored History, especially after I heard the author being interviewed on Fresh Air. The book alleges that the "aliens" were in fact genetically engineered Russians. Not that I expect anybody associated with Roswell to be able to talk sense.
For those who haven't watched Red Letter Media's sixty minute review/critique/take down of Phantom Menace, it will go a long way toward restoring your faith in humanity.
Sad & confused. #crosstalk
What exactly is the point of that post? I'm asking from a rational person's perspective. (Which automatically puts me in a small, small percentage of people related to Gawker.) #crosstalk
Good lord, that woman is like a camel. She could live off the fat from her breast-humps for months.
What does your dog have against politeness? You should lecture him. I bet he forgets to cover his nose when he sneezes, too.
A secret I will only share with my Gawker friends: one of my close friends plays a Disney princess (often more than one, strictly speaking) at the park during the spring/summer. One of my first questions for her when we started hanging out was, "What's the best day of the year to go?" Her answer, without hesitation: Superbowl Sunday. It's not technically a holiday, and yet everyone is at home in their living rooms laughing and farting. See you on Space Mountain, bitches!
Amiable? I do not think it means what you think it means.
Watching Stephen crack up at his own jokes makes me smile until my face begins to hurt.
"The cameras are there to ensure that fun is happening." I thought that skit was a great parody of how people take the hybrid restaurant-theme park way too seriously.
"Bad Art, Good Walls" is three minutes' worth of why I will always treasure this show.
IT'S MY FAVORITE.
I'm so glad The Soup kept this impressionist as a semi-regular. She's amazing.
Duplicate, sorries.
I think that's like saying "ten second rule" for Brian. Am I wrong in assuming there are more dicks he wouldn't suck?
One wonders, has it leapt the prawn?
I finally watched Downton Abbey after having every single person shove their copies of it at me. (I was grateful.)
Compared to Season 1, Season 2 was a waste of time. I hope the show hasn't jumped the shark. However, the costumes will live on in my memory...
This version will still win, every time.
Abigail Breslin was a cutiebaby!
