Vladimir Nabokov’s Last Will And Testament To Be Ignored

April 23, 2008 – Dmitri Nabokov was in an awkward spot over his father's last book, The Original of Laura. On his deathbed, Nabokov asked Dmitri to destroy his final manuscript.

Embarrassing Moment Captured For The Internet To See

April 23, 2008 – First Google Maps' "streetview" captured a drug deal. Now the accidental Big Brother has found something even funnier: A bike tumble in Australia. From all of us in New York, to whoever you are Down Under:

Even the Help is Superior at Whole Food

April 23, 2008 – What could be more mind-numbing than checking out someone else's groceries? No, you have to press yes. No, the green button by the red one. So sometimes checkout people call their friends to pass the time at the most listless job ever.

Emily Brill to Dad: Internet Notoriety Is a Job!

April 23, 2008 – Today on Essentially Emily, Emily Brill asserts that Nick Denton is not the only reason why people bother to read Essentially Emily. No, they care about the pseudo socialite who is "friends" with Kristian Laliberte because of her dad, former media tycoon and current airport security specialist... More »

Doctors Made Mommy Pretty

April 23, 2008 – If you're in the market for a good story-time read, I recommend My Beautiful Mommy, a heartwarming tale of personal growth and breast augmentation by plastic surgeon Michael Salzhauer. More »

Kids Keep In Touch In Funny Ways These Days

April 23, 2008 – Hey guys, big news from the University of Oxford Press Blog today. Big news. The internet and cell phones have changed—possibly even revolutionized—the way kids keep in touch with one another. More »

Gawker Stalker For The Ultra-Literary Set

April 23, 2008 – Even if the Brooklyn Literary Scene is dead, or as Colson Whitehead put it, annoying and irrelevant, there still are a lot of writers kicking it in the borough of churches. More »

This Romantic Comedy Made No Sense

April 22, 2008 – Other the standard rom-com plot problems with Notting Hill, like two strangers falling in love, the biggest hole in this movie is Hugh Grant's job as the owner of a travel book store.

Is ‘Home Buying For Hipsters’ Actually Just For Tools?

April 22, 2008 – Like "cool," "hipster" is a multivalent word with no set definition but many different meanings. But from a real estate developers' perspective, if you live in Brooklyn, have read a Jonathan Lethem book or have gone to Studio B, you qualify. More »

Dyslexia To Save Print

April 22, 2008 – [Cover of today's Chicago Sun-Times, printed in reverse to promote a campaign fighting gun violence toward children.]

Advice

April 22, 2008 – Sometimes I miss print. At least then, there were space constraints. The internet knows no editing. Today on Salon, constantly wrong-headed advice columnst Cary Tennis fields a 1,300 word question from a melancholy Ivy League student whose primary problem is that she's kinda homesick and no one...

Motivational Video Filled With Lies

April 22, 2008 – Times are tough for journalists. Sure, there are humorous t-shirts, but that's probably not enough to save the industry. The McClatchy Company, which owns The Sacramento Bee and The Miami Herald, put up a video of their CEO Gary Pruitt to encourage and dupe their employees.

Ryan Adams Could Never Say Goodbye To Us

April 22, 2008 – Poor Sheila. The week she chose to frolic abroad, her internet boyfriend, the musician Ryan Adams, seemingly shut down his blog. But even on vacation, she couldn't tear herself away from her work, nay, her love. More »

How to Get Hotties to do Your Work For You

April 22, 2008 – Is there anything worse about being a reporter than transcribing? Well, maybe, but listening (and relistening) to tape from an interview is one of the most mind-numbing tasks in journalism. More »

Parody of News Network Invites on Parody of Blogger

April 21, 2008 – The Harvard educated and camera ready investment banker Muffie Benson-Perella would be a great guest on any business show. Her blog's slogan is "Dive Into the Muff!" And who wouldn't want to? More »

“That’s What She Said”: It Always Works

April 21, 2008 – Everyone on the internet loves The Office. And many people on the internet enjoy making lengthy, obsessive YouTube montages of things they like. The benefit of Office boss Michael Scott's favorite catchphrase is that it saves idiots from having to create their own joke whenever there's an opening. More »

Can’t Wait For Tomorrow’s ‘Post’ Headline

April 21, 2008 – Cyanide Death Rocks Park Slope! Yes, it may be a slow news day, but a senior citizen died under mysterious, poison-y circumstances in a posh neighborhood of Brooklyn.

Facebook Chat Is Only Good For Spreading STDs

April 21, 2008 – Facebook chat will no doubt improve the sex lives of college students everywhere. Asking for someone's AIM is totally obvious; it's like the oldest move in the Web 1.0 book. More »

Elaine’s The Blogger Bar Of Its Time

April 21, 2008 – If Gay Talese had a blog, he'd be all about promoting Last Call at Elaine's, Brian McDonald's memoir of bartending at the legendary old-school New York intellectual hang-out.

Breaking: Girl Kisses Girl

April 21, 2008 – The standard of self-incriminating over-sharing necessary to make a splash in the New York media world has risen so much in this post-Julia Allison world. More »

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