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"@raincoaster: I can't help myself: "

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"So, wait, let me get this straight... The troops are allowed to: 1."

redhat_jane commented on CEO Ready To Sponsor Event Where Nothing Dies

"@raincoaster: Aw, shit. Fine, you win. [kicks rock, resumes life]"

redhat_jane commented on CEO Ready To Sponsor Event Where Nothing Dies

"@raincoaster: I guess now would be a bad time to mention that my father is a handicapper, huh? In talking with him about the whole Derby fiasco, I could see the tears well up in his eyes."

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"Am I shocked that there was a massive drug raid in San Diego?"

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