Anyone who can make Diddy shut the fuck up gets...well, still not my vote.
Robin Williams in...Death to Moosey

I would rather have Rainbow Randolph run the free world with cookies shaped like Cocks!!...and Balls! than some old guy who shouldn't even get behind the wheel of a car, let a lone the desk in the oval office and a person whose experience of running a city of 9,000!, who would seemingly solve international disputes by driving foreign leaders to their early morning hockey games.

@ricker: ...let alone watch her spinoff show.
I wouldn't even go duchovny on a porno featuring this girl getting the torrential treatment from Peter North, and that says a lot.
The truth is in her...and her...and her...and her...
Does this mean that Dunston will soon be checking out?
I'll tell Schneider his stash has been recovered.
She works on a show where everyone is banging everyone, but uses wholesome terms like "Gosh" in real life. That's the mark of true acting talent, like when Jimmy Fallon didn't screw up every sketch he was in by laughing the whole time. Oh wait...
Joe's newfound faith is likely the result of his publisher telling him that he's saturated the "Fuck you, studio exec/A-List Actor/H'wood power player" books market, but he has yet to tap into the bite the hand that fed you and your family for decades because you're no longer relevant genre.

I used to respect Joe, but now he comes off like just another Traci Lords.

Congrats on beating throat cancer though!

maybe he got hammered from blood wine after seeing how warner premiere shit all over his brother's chances at stardom and the potential for a quality, much-anticipated sequel to what will now never be a beloved franchise.
The perfect boy was made from midichlorians (sp?) and Roffman spooge, with the help of some sophisticated lighting and confident framing.
They probably wouldn't allow Dan Cortez on either. His muscle tone and interest in things that aren't relegated to online communities would intimidate the slight-framed, technology dependent *key demo*.
I think splash IN is more appropriate. Either that, or Ledger was a fan of the pull out, finish, and re-plunge method popularized by adult film stars of the late 1970s. He just forgot to grow the requisite magic, sterilizing mustache.
Where is Diablo's quirky quotient going?

It's going to cryyyyy.

I wish I was on "Bobby" terms with Robert Englund. Wait, I'm not sure what the implications of that are...
I hope the album passes from SIDS.
If I'm going to spend $35 for a theater experience, I had better be buttering my own popcorn by the time the lights come back up.
Are they really reading, or are they just that good at acting?
I pray that my child would die of SIDS before having to interact with anyone on this show, and we all know how tragic SIDS is.
I think I'm going to forget to see Sarah Marshall.
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