Weeeeee!!! I'm following you!! You're my very first!
Better be worth it. Just kidding!!! (not really)

After an extended happy hour I plopped myself down and picked up a half-read magazine and wondered "Why in the hell is Cat Fancy interviewing Richard"!? Then I looked at the cover...oh, that explains all the undies ads. Congrats 'Nilla! :)

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HI, Richard -- it's the-lovely-miss-bronx here. Evil forces will not let me comment on the blinds today -- I keep getting a Bad Request 400 message. And it's driving me crazy because I know who the preggers twin is (or can narrow it down, at least):

Matthew or Gunnar Nelson

@Richard: I'll be coming from just north of Portland Maine. Not too far, but easier if planned ahead (jetblue flies direct for cheap). Thanks for keeping me up to date. Enjoy your weekend.

Hi Richard

I do seriously need to plan a little bit ahead but would love to make it to a meet-up soon. Can you let me know when you have concrete details, and I can arrange tickets? Thanks! I hope I'll see you.... god, the anticipation!

M

A great hair of the dog is a Caesar, which is like a Bloody Mary but with Clamato juice. I don't know if they have them in the US (I tried ordering one in Oregon and the server looked at me like I'd farted loudly or something).

Holy shit, you make me laugh. Thank you for making my work day less soul crushing.

Hey Richard, thank you for letting me know. What a relief! Execution wouldn't have been half as traumatic had it not been that I really thought it was you. I know, "there's no crying in [Gawker]," but I was devastated because I thought I'd pissed off one of my two favorite writers/editors. I knew there's always reincarnation after one has been disappeared, but LOLCait scorn is forever. And it isn't because you're Father Communation that I even cared. It was because the mind that gives us "wistful tiny car driver" isn't a mind that I want hating me.

BC Club visit was for a rehearsal dinner - the bride went to your alma mater. Great views! Go Boston! Most confusing city ever! Dig - and dream - big!

The survey didn't work when I tried to take it. It kept asking for responses to questions I had responded to (the two or three about what I liked about the site, what I didn't like, etc.). I finally gave up. FYI.