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  • Pic Of The Day

    Mourning Light

    [That's light coming from within Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch early this morning, near Los Olivos, CA; image via Getty] More »
    07/02/09
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    Comment by Violex: And one more thing Gawker. You have written about M.J. from almost every angle, but refuse to write a... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • Simple truths

    The Only Time We'll Say This: Gwyneth Paltrow Has a Point

    Gwyneth Paltrow, while mostly annoying with her faux Britishness and William Joel-ing, has made at least one good and simple point. Especially as we leave work behind and try to enjoy a holiday weekend. The constant BlackBerrying? Getting really annoying. More »
    07/02/09
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    Comment by SnarkTard: Isn't that a phone in her hand in the photo? 9 Responses | Other threads

  • On the books

    James Frey Finds a Publisher, Mark Sanford Does Not

    07/02/09
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  • recaps

    Real World Cancun: Please Don't Spit In My Taco

    07/02/09
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  • Trade Roundup

    What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?

    07/02/09
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  • Relocating

    Sarah Jessica and Matthew Fleeing to Brooklyn?

    07/02/09
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  • open caption

    The Village of the Damned Kids Grew Up So Fast, Didn't They?

    [Kelly Osbourne and her fiance Luke Worrall leaving a restaurant in London last night; image via Bauer-Griffin] More »
    07/02/09
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  • Blind Items

    Which Party Girl Is Nearly Bald from Hair Extension Abuse?

    07/02/09
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  • Pic Of The Day

    The Quarter Mile

    [Two visitors stand, looking like something out of a Chris Van Allsburg book, in the new Ledge observation deck, which juts out of the 103rd story of Chicago's Sears Tower. That's 1,353 feet up. Image via Getty] More »
    07/01/09
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    Comment by VoxPopuli: That is my idea of a torture chamber. Almost as bad as that walk over the Grand Canyon glass bridge.... 17 Responses | Other threads

  • spectacle

    Neverland Crowds Should Beat It

    As seen in this photo, taken yesterday, crowds have gathered outside Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, hoping to glimpse his body. Though, word just came down that the public memorial service won't be held at the amusement park of horrors. Getty More »
    07/01/09
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    Comment by CaptainFantastic: Yet the press is still there. If the press left, I bet the sanest of the bunch would leave too. 5 Responses | Other threads

  • ruminations

    Will Public Enemies Be Just Another Hollow Michael Mann Movie?

    So Public Enemies, writer/director Michael Mann's slick new crime drama, is getting pretty decent reviews, but reading them doesn't exactly make us excited to see the damn thing. Mann is just so uneven—a technical wizard who ignores everything else. More »
    07/01/09
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  • True Romance

    Mark Sanford's Argentinian Affair: The Telenovela

    As governor Mark Sanford's rhapsodizing about his affair mostly sounded like the back of a dull-ish romance novel, we thought it could use some spicing up. So, video guy Mike Byhoff synced it to steamy telenovela Sin Senos. Enjoy! More »
    07/01/09
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    Comment by cpjones: Gosh, I need to find a Columbian/Argentinian male lover fast. Sucks living in Augusta, Ga 6 Responses | Other threads

  • special friends

    Fox & Friends Doesn't Want Bruno Giving Gay to People

    Fox & Friends-apalooza continues. Today the billy goats were chewing their grass and talking about that Bruno movie and the high school controversy. Gretchen was actually cool about it, Doocy was a jerk, and Bri-Bri just thinks he smells bad. More »
    07/01/09
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by johnnypotatoes: I've said this before, but seriously, each of these Fox and Friends people, in different ways, comes off as developmentally... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • recaps

    NYC Prep: Embarrassment of the Riches

    There was a moment on NYC Prep last night that was just so brutal, so true-to-life, that I feel I just have to get it out of my system and talk about it right now. Camille and her teeth. More »
    07/01/09
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by thatonegirlsays: It is cruel to give us these awesome recaps with the knowledge that THEY ARE CEASING AT THE END OF... 12 Responses | Other threads

  • Trade Roundup

    Nothing Says Hollywood Like 'Old Lesbians'

    Today old people do fun, romantic things. A great TV actor gets a chance to play second-fiddle in a movie. Lesbians go front and center, as do aliens. Also, Grey's Anatomy is everywhere. More »
    07/01/09
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  • Save the adults

    Poor Kerry Washington's Sad Search for a $3,000 New York Flop House

    Oh dear, whispers Page Six this morning. Kerry Washington—an up-and-coming actress who sure is taking a while to get up-and-over-here—is moving to New York to star in a play. And she can only pay $3,000 a month! More »
    07/01/09
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by TillieHarper: We the Blacks...Niggmata (I Have Holes in My Soul): She's been up and coming for like 10 years and I'm not having it. Her acting is all big eyes and... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • open caption

    "Just Be Glad You're Not the Bathroom Assistant."

    [Tina Fey having her shoes put on for her on the New York set of "Date Night"; image via INF] More »
    07/01/09
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  • Blind Items

    Which Actor Brothers Secretly Hate Each Other?

    Just one lone item today, about two actor brothers who are are in a secret, nasty career feud. More »
    07/01/09
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  • Pic Of The Day

    Alfalfa from Haifa

    [A handout photo of Israeli President Shimon Peres in Kazakhstan today. This was a handout, so someone in the Israeli Press Office has a sense of humor!] More »
    06/30/09
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    Comment by ♥Anti-Social Socialite♥: this: and also, this: sorry, Israeli President Shimon Peres. but your hair is comical. 3 Responses | Other threads

  • knowing your audience

    Women: They All Love Project Runway

    Fashion design competition show Project Runway is soon returning to us after a long hiatus, on the Lifetime network for ladies. And, in a new promo, the network makes very certain you know one thing: Good women watch Project Runway. More »
    06/30/09
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  • Green Acres

    The Tragic Tale of Susan Orlean's Chicken

    Celebrated slice-of-lifer and avid Twitterer Susan Orlean lives in Columbia County with four chickens. Or, rather, she did. On Sunday she set the creatures loose for a little constitutional. Now she's complaining about the cremation costs of one dead chicken. More »
    06/30/09
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by Recently Newly Redundant: Sadly, I can clarify the tale of Chicken Orlean. There was a previous set of chickens, one of whom got... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • open caption

    Fauna and Merryweather Just Don't Understand Flora These Days

    ["Gossip Girl" pixie Taylor Momsen outside her New York hotel last night; image via INF] More »
    06/30/09
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  • special friends

    Doocy to Vanessa Williams: 'How's That Botox Workin' Out for You?'

    Oh what did the cutest lil' morning newscasters get up to today? Well, we have everyone being awkward with celebrated skincare spokeslady, Vanessa L. Williams. She Botoxes! More »
    06/30/09
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by hilikusopus: "I think I'm going to try to do a Fox & Friends clip every day until I leave." Please do! 1 Responses | Other threads

  • Funny Money

    Roger Friedman Wants Millions from Fox

    06/30/09
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  • Trailer park deluxe

    Ricky Gervais, Mike Myers, and Cameron Diaz's Bad Accent: Three Previews

    06/30/09
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  • Trade Roundup

    The Triumphant Return of Tionna Smalls

    Tionna Smalls is back! Such good news. Also: Law & Order: SVU will keep solving sex crimes, Amy Adams will embarrass herself, and strange casting good make for good television. More »
    06/30/09
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  • open caption

    Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever

    [Sarah Jessica Parker, James Wilke, and Matthew Broderick welcome their two new kids, born from surrogacy, into the world. They sent this photo around to mitigate the crazed paparazzi bullshit that could have ensued. Image via... the world!] More »
    06/30/09
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  • Blind Items

    Which Former Boy Band Star Is Now a Sad, Coked-Up Mess (Don't Say "All of Them"...)

    06/30/09
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  • sad things

    Joe Jackson: Plugging Away

    Oh, Joe Jackson. Deceased Michael's monster of a father held a press conference today with Al Sharpton in which he managed to lovingly honor his tragically-fated son promote his "record company" and just appear all around looney-tunes. More »
    06/29/09
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  • Pic Of The Day

    Finding the Sun

    [The sun returned to New York this weekend, as you can see in this photo, taken yesterday in Prospect Park; image via jeepeenyc's Flickr] More »
    06/29/09
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    Comment by ChillbearLatrigue: Unfortunately Amazon is out of stock on these making the photo of the DG 2510's all that more valuable. [www.amazon.com] 1 Responses | Other threads

  • special friends

    Fox & Friends Would Like to Discuss Bears With You

    So it's been a weird day. Things changing everywhere! But at least some things are constant: the gurgling sea cucumbers at Fox & Friends will never get it. Today's confusion? The case of the cardboard bear. Everyone was perplexed. More »
    06/29/09
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by maevemealone: While I'm saddened that Richard is leaving, I'm on the edge of my seat awaiting what will possibly be the... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • open caption

    Actress Smiles and Laughs, Pretending She Speaks Regular Person Language

    [Leighton Meester arriving on set to for her first day of "Gossip Girl" season three shooting; image via Bauer-Griffin] More »
    06/29/09
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  • first impressions

    Hung and Nurse Jackie: Shows We'll Warily Watch

    06/29/09
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  • Listicle

    Alanis Morissette and Five Other Singers Who Should Act More

    Alanis Morissette—angry/thoughtful lady-pop voice of the 90s—sometimes acts. She showed up as God in Dogma and a bisexual on Sex and the City. And now she's appearing on Weeds for seven episodes. And we're pretty happy about it. More »
    06/29/09
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  • Trade Roundup

    Call Celine's People, We Might Not Have a 'Best Song' Oscar Category Afterall

    06/29/09
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  • Box office report

    Angry Robots Push a Weeping Cameron Diaz Way Out of the Way

    Pretty much everything was robots this weekend. Lots and lots of people wanted to see the robots. But other people wanted to see snarky people fall in love in Alaska. Others still wanted drunks in Las Vegas. But mostly, robots. More »
    06/29/09
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  • open caption

    "I Am Not Dead, Everybody. Do You Hear Me, I Am Not Dead!"

    [Harrison Ford shooting the comedy "Morning Glory" in New York yesterday; image via INF] More »
    06/29/09
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  • Blind Items

    Which Rock Singer Converted Her Music Festival Port-a-John Into a Cocaine Lair?

    Today we have an actor with a too-big head, a riot grrl who turned her Glastonbury portapotty into a coke den, an actress with a secretly miserable marriage, and a nice one about charity and people and stuff. More »
    06/29/09
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  • Pic Of The Day

    In the Tank

    [White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs gets dunked during a luau (an Indonesian luau perhaps???) held on the South Lawn yesterday for members of Congress and their families; image via Getty] More »
    06/26/09
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    Comment by m4ximusprim3: None of those people look remotely like they're indegenous to any locale that holds luaus. Unless they have luau's in... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • success stories

    Jimmy Frey, Our Former Intern Boy, Makes It Big in Hollywood

    Hey, look! Being a Gawker Intern pays off. One of our most famous non-paid workers, James Frey, is shopping a young adult series that just got preemptively optioned by DreamWorks. Estimates say the deal was in the high six figures. More »
    06/26/09
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    Comment by iplaudius: I would love to intern for Gawker, but I fear that Richard Lawson would just make me his bitch, force... 3 Responses | Other threads

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