RollsRoyceRevenge commented on A Guide to Holiday Romance: Guys to Avoid

"And in closing--generally speaking, avoid anyone who makes long, long, long lists about people other people should avoid sexually."

RollsRoyceRevenge commented on A Guide to Holiday Romance: Guys to Avoid

"Avoid any gay who refers to other non-transsexual gay men as "she" or "her." Avoid any gay who uses the word "dish" to mean something other than that upon which meals are served. Avoid any gay who invites you to a wine pairing."

RollsRoyceRevenge commented on A Guide to Holiday Romance: Guys to Avoid

"@deepey: Granted. See above."

RollsRoyceRevenge commented on 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'

"(From left to right) Katrina Crazypants the Talking Tablecloth, Violet Beauregard, Mrs."

RollsRoyceRevenge commented on Hal Turner: America's Most Pitiful Man

"@Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: It was my favorite Care Bear."

RollsRoyceRevenge commented on Meet Jasmine Lennard, Casey Johnson Vibrator Victim and Transatlantic Fameball

"Is there anything Hugh Grant won't fuck? Anything? Anything? Bueller?"

RollsRoyceRevenge commented on So You're Into Haggis?

"I thought it was something to do with Casey Johnson. "Blah blah blah, this hag is fucking heinous, blah blah blah.""

RollsRoyceRevenge commented on Atheist War on Christmas Proceeding Smoothly

"@happymisanthrope: Are you kidding me?"

RollsRoyceRevenge commented on Atheist War on Christmas Proceeding Smoothly

"@Rhymenocerous: I think the point of the death was that it illustrates free will--as does God's refusal--or perhaps, more correctly, moral inability--to "save" us. We have to save ourselves via free will, otherwise heaven in a way is as pointless as blankness."

RollsRoyceRevenge commented on 'Sex Is Life. Professional Pornography Is Just Capitalism.'

"@drunkexpatwriter: The exception being comet fragments that ARE COMING RIGHT AT YOU."