saltwatertaffy commented on 200,000 People Want Obama To Pay Them
"@Edward Bulwer-Lytton: i believe there are qualifications for that position I do not meet, such as handiness with firecrackers and the ability to tolerate Sister Christian on repeat at high decibels."
http://gawker.com/5096174/#c9060104 4:22 PM on Nov 21
saltwatertaffy commented on 200,000 People Want Obama To Pay Them
"once i read that way back when stephanie seymour sent her materials for review to the elite agency in an envelope that when you opened up lots of glitter and little stars came out and fell all over the floor and she was very successful so i am going to try that."
http://gawker.com/5096174/#c9058487 3:36 PM on Nov 21
saltwatertaffy commented on How Hard is Janka's Wood?
"But his heart is lignum vitae."
http://gawker.com/5092348/#c8990245 4:58 PM on Nov 18
saltwatertaffy commented on Pizza Ordering No Longer Strenuous
"@saltwatertaffy: i mean, my celery sticks."
http://gawker.com/5092106/#c8989152 4:20 PM on Nov 18
saltwatertaffy commented on Pizza Ordering No Longer Strenuous
"i want my pizza handed to me through the tv screen."
http://gawker.com/5092106/#c8989128 4:19 PM on Nov 18
saltwatertaffy commented on Neel Kashkari's Failure To Communicate
"I think Gawker should post pieces written by Cool Hand Luke more often."
http://gawker.com/5083114/#c8856823 3:15 PM on Nov 11
saltwatertaffy commented on But What Does the Puppycam Mean?
"i want one site that combines the live-cams for baby doggies, baby kitties, baby duckies, baby bunnies, baby tigers....all."
http://gawker.com/5082070/#c8837697 5:35 PM on Nov 10
saltwatertaffy commented on How Nate Silver Can Rule The World
"I too wish to belong to Nate Silver."
http://gawker.com/5082146/#c8830697 1:38 PM on Nov 10
saltwatertaffy commented on The Fun Side Of Poverty
"@Mount_Prion: I think I can still afford to snap into a Slim Jim."
http://gawker.com/5082089/#c8827817 11:55 AM on Nov 10

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