The Banjo Minnow commented on John Mayer Is A Big Fan Of Original Wood Facades

"Your doorjamb is a wonderland."

The Banjo Minnow commented on Tila Tequila: Poet

"@Triborough: She's a training porn star, getting the kids ready for when they graduate from MTV to the real shit."

The Banjo Minnow commented on Tila Tequila: Poet

"@Triborough: Have you seen her show?"

The Banjo Minnow commented on Tila Tequila: Poet

"This is pretty good, but I'm waiting for Daisy de la Hoya's book of sonnets."

The Banjo Minnow commented on Vogue Brings Black Models To Otherwise-Occupied Readers

"I think I'm going to start acting like a wigger and tell people it's in honor of Obama."

The Banjo Minnow commented on Wildly Hateful Man Widely Hated

"Happy birthday to us!"

The Banjo Minnow commented on May Intervention Continue Until We Are All Stone Cold Sober

"How is anyone still falling for the, "We're doing a documentary about addiction and we were wondering if you were down" line?"

The Banjo Minnow commented on Donald Trump: A Sexist Dinosaur

"Hey, New York might be sick of Trump's tacky buildings, but people in Atlanta are pumped about the Trump Towers opening up right in between Justin's and whatever corporate brew pub chain sits on the other side of it."

The Banjo Minnow commented on One More Thing: Greatest Summer Movies of the 80s

"Top five: 1 - Just One of the Guys 2 - Secret Admirer 3 - Party Camp 4 - Rad 5 - American Ninja"

The Banjo Minnow commented on Obama-Baiting: Fox News' 5 Worst Slurs

"If daps are the new terrorist hand signal, they'd better send some FBI to San Diego."