sanrioscenario commented on Cannes Hell Wrap-Up: What Does 'Variety' Have Against 'Che,' Anyway?

"Just what goes on for 12 days at the world's premiere showcase for foreign films?"

sanrioscenario commented on McCain's Beloved Nutball Friend Hagee Apologizes To The Great Whore

"Yeah, Hagee apologized to the Catholic Church, but he clearly did not go down without a fight."

sanrioscenario commented on WNBC Anchor: "What The Fuck Are You Doing?!"

"Jim David wrote a hilarious thing about this, he totally calls out Simmons, O'Reilly and some others on their totally unacceptable language: [www.236.com]"

sanrioscenario commented on Mike Huckabee Makes Hilarious Joke About NRA Rednecks Shooting Barack Obama

"Kinda off-topic, but very funny! "Ann Hart Coulter (born December 8, 1961) is an American conservative pundit, a syndicated columnist, a best-selling author, a frequent television and radio guest, a self-described "polemicist," and a self-promoting dick."

sanrioscenario commented on BlackBerry Bold (aka 9000) Officially Official

"Ah, it's not even on the market yet and they're spoofing it!"

sanrioscenario commented on Your Guide To Jenna Bush's Trashy Texas Wedding

"But what was Daddy Bush's toast like?"

sanrioscenario commented on Happy Mother's Day!

"Haha, you forgot to add this one: our mom (various birth dates) is the woman who gave birth to you; the person who nurtured you, changed your diapers, raised you, supported you, instilled in you a moral and ethical center; is the proud, beaming parent who loves you more than life itself; and a dick. She would be very disappointed if she knew you were reading this: [www.dickipedia.org]"

sanrioscenario commented on Cinco De Mayo, Polaroid Picture Party, Alicia Keys

"molls knows what's up, y'all."

sanrioscenario commented on The New Dark Knight Trailer

"Wishful spoiler alert: The movie is crammed with dialogue between Batman and the Joker like "You won't be around for long, Joker!" and "What's the matter, Joker?"

sanrioscenario commented on The 'Gossip Girl' OMFG Promo. Sweded.

"I'm all about the 60 second version of last night's Gossip Girl."