The Maya Angelou skit had me crying with laughter. Oh my GOD.
I seem to recall reading that she tried that when Lindsay was on the show years ago. It apparently didn't take.
You're doing good work, and I thank you for it.

Off topic, but today at Target I saw a lady who was built exactly like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. I tried so very hard not to stare, but it was just so cartoonish! #crosstalk

Good LORD. It's like the end of Star Wars, with Obi-Wan looking down on Luke. #crosstalk
I'd be happy if they'd just do it by Skype on, like, a bi-weekly basis. #crosstalk
Take solace that it's your delegate who tried to make this bill a little less awful?
I have cousins who are half Filipino, half Irish-American, and they all have red hair. The ginger is stronger than it seems.
I agree and co-sign. Remember when being from Virginia didn't make you embarrassed and ashamed?
No, that was the federal government's definition of rape.

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Late Night Snack is effing amazing. I want some right now.
Yeah, I am now disproportionately worried about a bunch of strangers. Good news, apparently my heart is not dead.
I know Gerard Pique kind of looks a little derpy and like Howard the Duck at times, but it's just beyond cruel to call the poor man a crazed sea lion.
Yeah, I kind of hate myself for how attractive I find him. Stupid libido.
Well, maybe if this keeps Bill Donohue and the rest of them occupied they'll stop trying to do terrible things that affect actual people's lives.
Uh, TMZ is reporting that Weird Al Yankovic was arrested backstage at the Grammys on gun charges. WHAT?!
Yep. He's a weirdo, but I need a big club beat for spinning class.
Bonnie Raitt and Alicia keys did an individual tribute to her earlier in the show.
Right? She should totally send her doctors one of her Grammys.
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