sassypants commented on Presented Without Comment

"To be on the safe side, do any of you own a cattle prod?"

sassypants commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again

"@the supergoddess: Shall we begin discussing baked goods?"

sassypants commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again

"Jesus, people!"

sassypants commented on How Tim Russert Just Saved The Life Of An ABC Producer

"Glad people are more aware, but it makes me think about what we've learned from other famous deads."

sassypants commented on Dude

"That's it?"

sassypants commented on Subprime Crisis Hits Those Who Created It

"Whatever."

sassypants commented on Irena Briganti, The Most Vindictive Flack In The Media World

"@NinaHagen: I don't know about that!"

sassypants commented on Jesse Helms

"However he died, I just really hope it hurt."

sassypants commented on The Day I Met Ryan Adams and Didn't Blog About It

"@OliverTwist: Uh, are those the only posts of hers that you've read?"

sassypants commented on Washington Post Pwned By Ex-Posties

"Did the person in the picture get his/her head back, or is there a watery end to the story there?"

sassypants commented on The Day I Met Ryan Adams and Didn't Blog About It

"Shiela: The Anti-Emily. (Which is a huge eff-ing compliment)"

sassypants commented on Stop Reading This Site Or We'll Shoot These Bloggers

"Jesus Christ, people!!"

sassypants commented on Aphorisms

"I see."

sassypants commented on Who Really Wrote Sex And The City?

"Heh."

sassypants commented on Madonna's Rep Added To Prestigious List Of Lying Flacks

"@Hey_mikey: So I suppose that selling your soul can be quite lucrative....."

sassypants commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape

"Nick, you have conveniently left Celine Dion off of that list of Canadians-who-make-music."