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scarletmenace commented on Tony Snow, Former Bush Press Secretary

"OK, now I've tried to read these comments. Tony Snow's wife and children are entitled to feel sad, His friends are entitled to feel sad."

scarletmenace commented on Tony Snow, Former Bush Press Secretary

"dairlings, of course my repeating the i in disguisting and use of the i in taisteless was conscious."

scarletmenace commented on Tony Snow, Former Bush Press Secretary

"No, adoreadaire, what's disguisting are the several hundred thousand children, women and men this regime--to which Snow was the eager mouthpiece--has killed or caused to be killed in Iraq."

scarletmenace commented on Tony Snow, Former Bush Press Secretary

"Here, let me say it."

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