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scroll_lock commented on What A Day Without Gays Would Look Like
"Who's going to break it to Liza that there'll be no one she can marry that day?"
http://gawker.com/5100522/#c9194048 4:19 PM on Dec 1
scroll_lock commented on Cheerio Outrage
"@es-ki-mo: We get along swimmingly."
http://gawker.com/5100463/#c9193255 3:52 PM on Dec 1
scroll_lock commented on We Called It on Ivana Trump's 'Husband'
"This blindsided me like when I found out the truth about Martha Raye and that nice young man she'd married."
http://gawker.com/5100470/#c9193216 3:51 PM on Dec 1
scroll_lock commented on Cheerio Outrage
"@Aaron Altman: OMG!!!"
http://gawker.com/5100463/#c9192658 3:33 PM on Dec 1
scroll_lock commented on Cheerio Outrage
"@Aaron Altman: That would be an inneresting twist to your exotic looks, now wouldn't it?"
http://gawker.com/5100463/#c9192592 3:31 PM on Dec 1
scroll_lock commented on Cheerio Outrage
"@Aaron Altman: Kellogg's will be mad."
http://gawker.com/5100463/#c9192180 3:14 PM on Dec 1
scroll_lock commented on Cheerio Outrage
"@Aaron Altman: No one else could have brought Captain Carl to life with such restrained verve, wit, and subtly."
http://gawker.com/5100463/#c9192105 3:11 PM on Dec 1
scroll_lock commented on Cheerio Outrage
"@Aaron Altman: Get out!"
http://gawker.com/5100463/#c9192062 3:09 PM on Dec 1
scroll_lock commented on Cheerio Outrage
"@Aaron Altman: Cereal satire's a deadly business."
http://gawker.com/5100463/#c9192029 3:08 PM on Dec 1

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skahammer on Nov 26, 2008

I take it you watched A Colbert Christmas recently.

Minsley Tortimer on Nov 26, 2008

can I interest you in investing in passaroundpartybottom ?

skahammer on Nov 21, 2008

OK, I know you're just stretching your muscles in that thread -- but "Kibbitz of the Spider Women" is pure guava.

(Um, guavas aren't trayf, are they? Okay, good.)

Private Hangnail on Nov 19, 2008

Jesus Christ! Every time I come here half drunk you have more followers. Unrelated, do you think it's bad that I'm annoyed the wine has to stay in the refrigerator and I can't?

BookishLatkeish on Nov 19, 2008

"I am down on whores and shan't stop ripping them."
--BookishBoringish

BookishLatkeish on Nov 19, 2008

Dear ScrollCock, Fight the Power! Your pal,
BookishBoringish

JLynRedux on Nov 17, 2008

I TOLD you!!!!! Sheesh!!!

JLynRedux on Nov 15, 2008

Mark Hudson has a fairly cool MySpace page which includes "So You Are A Star." Don't look at pix of Brett nowadays. He's not aged well. But I could always stand a Chucky Margolis rerun.

BadUncle on Nov 14, 2008

Trump wife??? You cut me to the core.

BadUncle on Nov 14, 2008

Tart. Strumpet. Floozy.

BadUncle on Nov 14, 2008

Tramp. Hussy.

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