<![CDATA[Comments from scroll_lock]]> <![CDATA[Comments from scroll_lock]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Who Should Serial Monogamist Drew Barrymore Date Next?]]> @LBJeffries: HA!

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Youngest 'Brady Bunch' Daughter Goes From Curls to Hurls In Doomed Radio Chat]]> Jesus, I thought Cindy looked bad until I took a gander at Cousin Oliver:

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Youngest 'Brady Bunch' Daughter Goes From Curls to Hurls In Doomed Radio Chat]]> @Mr-Busy: Hah! And Granny glasses to boot. Maybe she was hungover on too much Ensure.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Open Your Chart To Me: Madonna's Many Loves]]> @DorothyMantooth: Aww, thanks! I feel less pathetic now. Yay!

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Open Your Chart To Me: Madonna's Many Loves]]> @DorothyMantooth: I'm so chock-full of useless pop culture crap, I actually can still see the scene to which you referred- pathetic, that's me. I need to defrag my brain one of these here days..

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Open Your Chart To Me: Madonna's Many Loves]]> @DorothyMantooth: You are correct-it was in the movie.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Open Your Chart To Me: Madonna's Many Loves]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Eww. And I prefer to think my beloved JFK, Jr had better taste and that's why he's not on the chart. Yeah, that's it.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Lara Logan With Child, Howard Kurtz With Exclusive]]> Wow, so she narrowed it down from "half of Baghdad" could be the father to just one jerk. Hooray!

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Open Your Chart To Me: Madonna's Many Loves]]> Also, she has terrible taste in men. Sure, jump on Warren Beatty 80 years ago yes, not 1990's Ruined-Husk-of-Warren Beatty.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Open Your Chart To Me: Madonna's Many Loves]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Yes, she's missing! She even wrote about her in the Sex book **cough** so I heard.. And if only there were enough paper to chart the other anonymous 8,428 collisions.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Youngest 'Brady Bunch' Daughter Goes From Curls to Hurls In Doomed Radio Chat]]> Don Drysdale stopped by later in the day to remind Cindy the importance of studying hard in school and waiting until 9:30 am to get crocked. Celebrities stopping by your Astroturf backyard- that's how kids learn.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Freewheeling Infant Surfs Out Of Womb A Healthy Baby McConaughey]]> Bonghit II: Electric Boogaloo

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Sacha Baron Cohen's Gay Fight Night Hoax]]> I was bitterly disappointed to find, after ponying up my $5, that Jeff Foxworthy was *not* going to get his ass kicked. Fooled a-gain.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on How Tim Russert Just Saved The Life Of An <i>ABC</i> Producer]]> @dado: I knew that would touch a raw nerve.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @BK_KT: Would that not be the best ever if she came?

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @Aaron Altman: The poly-blend gold jacket's the dead giveaway.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @quinticire: Chickenjungle!

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on How Tim Russert Just Saved The Life Of An <i>ABC</i> Producer]]> @whatnottowear: Sorry! Hopefully the gallows humor will be more palatable after cocktail hour.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @Aaron Altman: Like I said about showing up to find out...

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @Aaron Altman: I'll have to see his tan lines to speak with authority about the matter.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @Aaron Altman: So that wasn't YOU in the photo? I feel so betrayed and must sit lest I faint in disbelief.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @Richard: AAAAAH!!!

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @Aaron Altman: Didn't mean to trip you. Or DID I?

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @Helman: Sprinkles has nowhere near the sexy insoucience of Jimmies.

@Richard: You must ensure that cute guy from Open Caption the other day is in attendance.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @Aaron Altman: You must show up to find out!

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @The Doctor: **tapping foot patiently** Ummm, one more time for those of you who are Jimmy-challenged...

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: Floor that bad boy!

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> @Aaron Altman: If I can get Balky a day pass from The Home, I could be her chaperone. First, of course, we'd dab some jimmies behind each ear...

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Blake Lively Pissed At <i>Seventeen</i> By Proxy]]> @Unfun: The dreaded "Tootsie" glasses, my mom had them for years. They had a teeny red stripe in them!

I agree with you about Drew, she's a huge pain in the ass with the boyfriend gushing and hopefully will never procreate.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Let's Find a Way to Disrupt Paul Janka's Dating Seminar!]]> @SybilDisobedience: @PrincessKashmir: I believe you must actually go up to his apartment to get both. EEEEEK!

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Which Fashion Designer Lost the Ability to Move His Face?]]> 3. Princess Caroline, I recall she went through a phase where she wore a scarf all the time.
4. Elvis

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Blake Lively Pissed At <i>Seventeen</i> By Proxy]]> @Aaron Altman: Was there ever any doubt?! Besides, that's the term we always used growing up*.

*Not to be confused with maturity.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Let's Find a Way to Disrupt Paul Janka's Dating Seminar!]]> As a lovely parting gift, attendees' goody bag will feature a stained pair of manties and a hologram of a winking asshole.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on How Tim Russert Just Saved The Life Of An <i>ABC</i> Producer]]> @mitchel_stevens: As opposed to "Pulling a Ledger", which is when you rudely keep your masseuse waiting whilst you OD.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Blake Lively Pissed At <i>Seventeen</i> By Proxy]]> @Aaron Altman: Jimmies.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Blake Lively Pissed At <i>Seventeen</i> By Proxy]]> @Aaron Altman: Donuts mit cream-filled center?

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Blake Lively Pissed At <i>Seventeen</i> By Proxy]]> @NobodyLikesMe: Tuna tacos.

@Itsjustcatnip: They're darling with your clogs!

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on Bill O'Reilly Falsely Accuses <i>Times</i> Of Caricature]]> @Aaron Altman: "What if assholery was a turn-on?"

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on How Tim Russert Just Saved The Life Of An <i>ABC</i> Producer]]> @dado: Thanks to Jayne Mansfield, I always leave plenty of room between my car and vehicles in front of me. Especially huge trucks.

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