shanaisapunkrocker commented on Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk

"@shanaisapunkrocker: Okay, the photos I tried to put in didn't show up."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk

"I don't think the raccoon theory makes any sense (and it goes without saying that it doesn't resemble a turtle AT ALL)."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on The Lohans: There is Another

"Wait..."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Who's Stalking You On Facebook?

"@GrumpyMcGillicutty: Yeah he is my Facebook friend, but I barely know the guy..."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Who's Stalking You On Facebook?

"HA I wrote logarithm..."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Who's Stalking You On Facebook?

"I don't get how this works. My boyfriend, my sister, and one of my best friends all seem like logical people to have on the list, whether it's based on them looking me up frequently or me looking them up frequently or even on some other weird logarithm that I don't understand (maybe extra points for shared last name or having "in a relationship" status with you?)."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Murakami's $4M Jack-off Cartoon

"My boyfriend and I played a fun game when we went to the Murakami exhibition at Brooklyn Museum: we stood near the cum-cloud sculpture for a few minutes and watched people's facial expressions as they turned around the corner and realized what they were seeing."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on 2 A.M.? But We Haven't Even Made Out Yet!

"Fear not-- I found my true love at like 7pm one evening last summer."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Who Is the American Beefcake?

"My guess for #3 is Adriana Lima..."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Feuding Hipster Lofts Allege Lame Parties, DJs

"My boyfriend and I had a pretty good time at 255 McKibbin's Halloween party (I have a friend who lives there)."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Brooklyn Will Kill You This Winter

"Am I the only one who noticed the minor detail that the F train doesn't go to Central Brooklyn?"

shanaisapunkrocker commented on This is actually the worst

"I guess we'll have to take your word for it."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Channeling Drag Queen, 7-Year-Old Belts It Out On 'Today Show'

"I give him three months before he ends up in rehab."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Britney Spears Was Never That Innocent

"@Dave J.: Yeah, especially if you were referring to the sentence structure."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Sunset: 4:44 p.m. THIS SUCKS.

"Yeah it is pretty dismal."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on Sexy Referees, Bloody Vajayjays And More Lagerfelds

"I saw a guy at this loft party in Bushwick Saturday night whose Karl Lagerfeld costume was incredibly spot-on-- probably one of the best costumes I saw that night."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on If one Googles "sweet things

"The paragraph in this guy's post that precedes the one Josh quoted reads as follows:"I care more about u, then almost anyone else is my life, i love u alot, i would die for u, in order to save your life, im willing to sacrafice everything I know and love just to be abble to be in your arms, i just love u" Now that is some grade-A junior high lovin' right there."

shanaisapunkrocker commented on We were going to do a Definitive

"My list of highly recommended artists at CMJ: Trevor Giuliani (Wednesday, October 17, 7:40pm at Fat Baby): talented indie rock singer-songwriter type thing."