Comments from sharpeiboy

sharpeiboy commented on Daily Candy To Comcast For $75 Million?

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:37:17 EDT

Funded by their outrageously priced services. I smell a monthly service fee increase creeping up again. Thanks, Comcast, you big turd.

sharpeiboy commented on Lohan Must Answer For Fur Snatching In Court

Tue, 20 May 2008 12:56:34 EDT

Markova, animal fur isn't yours to begin with.
You got your ugly coat back, now your greedy little eyes are seeing dollar signs.
Donate it to the homeless and get a life.

sharpeiboy commented on Desperate Housewives' Risky Flash Forward

Tue, 20 May 2008 10:42:33 EDT

@MisterHippity:
Next season will start five years into the future

This concept is really interesting. It could actually be the catalyst for a spin-off of webisodes or a smaller series of shows over the summer.

sharpeiboy commented on Parker Posey's Dog Forced to Chew Gum

Wed, 14 May 2008 14:07:29 EDT

Don't give us dogs gum. Some of it contains Xylitol, which isn't safe for dogs.

sharpeiboy commented on You Have Hopscotch To Live For

Tue, 13 May 2008 14:41:10 EDT

Was this sexy or skanky?

@if_i_only_had_a_heart:
i spy someone who: has a large boner and is wearing white more or less see thru pants*

sharpeiboy commented on You Have Hopscotch To Live For

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:52:06 EDT

I think we should turn the last car of every train into a huge money machine.

[www.uniqueactivities.com]

sharpeiboy commented on Why Sarah Jessica Parker's Hat Is Awesome (But Signals New York's Decline)

Tue, 13 May 2008 08:26:15 EDT

Did Bette Midler plant that??

sharpeiboy commented on Who Is 219west?

Fri, 09 May 2008 16:11:18 EDT

Gesh.. I was just about to email the editor at was a classless story this is, then I realized it was posted by the editor.

sharpeiboy commented on Who Is 219west?

Fri, 09 May 2008 16:09:10 EDT

This is so wrong. A public outing? C'mon, have some class. Isn't manhunt a members-only site? If so, it's very inappropriate to sign into an account, grab someone's profile, then post for all to see who aren't even members.

If the guy is into looking for sex online, it's really none of anyone's business except his own.

sharpeiboy commented on Slutty Starbucks Logo Offends Crazies

Thu, 08 May 2008 17:42:29 EDT

@Carol Gardens:
which is basically a squatting woman spreading open her vajayjay

I wonder if that's how the coffee grinder was invented.

sharpeiboy commented on Slutty Starbucks Logo Offends Crazies

Thu, 08 May 2008 13:26:47 EDT

I have a theory that these right-wing Christian groups boycott products that they don't buy anyway. It's like when I was a little sharpeiboy and I used to give up liver for lent.

sharpeiboy commented on "I Should Have Devoured You In The Womb."

Tue, 06 May 2008 13:00:04 EDT

My stomach wouldn't be able to get past the dead animals they wear and the ashtray kisses!

sharpeiboy commented on $100,000 Whitewash: Store Owner Paints Over Banksy Art

Thu, 01 May 2008 16:46:55 EDT

Maybe the whitewasher fancies himself an artiste.

sharpeiboy commented on "I'm Madonna Ciccone! I'm Fifty! Fifty Years Old! I Like to Kick, Streeeeeeetch, and Kick! I'm Fifty!"

Thu, 01 May 2008 16:44:40 EDT

Seriously, I can't stop listening to the new album. It's pretty darn good. Best listened to LOUD.

sharpeiboy commented on Why It's Annie Leibovitz's Fault

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:08:31 EDT

What's making it a big deal is the publicity machine posing the question of whether seeing a non-naked 15 year old girl is somehow vulgar. I'm sure it's a "hot topic" on The View today. I also bet people who never bought Vanity Fair before are buying copies as "collector's items".

If I were Annie or Miley, I'd do the exact same thing over again and not change a move.

Bravo.

sharpeiboy clipped Madonna talks about her directorial

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:13:37 EDT

Madonna talks about her directorial debut at the Tribecca Film Festival with Ann Curry. [today.msnbc.msn.com]

sharpeiboy commented on Fashion Designer Will Not Be Wearing His McDonald's Uniforms

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:23:32 EDT

Go from McDonalds to Marquee just by swapping out the scarf!

sharpeiboy commented on Barack Obama's Abercrombie Boys

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:31:52 EDT

Maybe Obama should have had his shirt off?

sharpeiboy commented on Chelsea Clinton's Gay Bar Romp Captured!

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:11:31 EDT

@Chief Wahoo:

or the Republican National Convention.

sharpeiboy commented on Chinese OBGYN Will C U Next Tuesday

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:09:05 EDT

This made my day.

sharpeiboy commented on Angry Gay Hooker Threatens Slap Fight

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:05:14 EDT

This is a bucket of hot mess that wastes blog ink.

sharpeiboy commented on Subway Etiquette: Pooping Is Too Much

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:00:47 EDT

I don't think I can poop without peeing a little, even if I just peed!

sharpeiboy commented on Mmmm, Test Tube Meat

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:48:23 EDT

It would probably be cleaner than the drugged up, crazy animals people are eating now. Chicken is the worst -- it's become such a factory animal. There is no way I'd put that kind of negative energy in my body.. and yet when I go to a restaurant, there is chicken EVERYWHERE. (It's nearly impossible to order a salad without chicken!)

The big message from PETA is to get people to think more about what they're actually eating.

sharpeiboy commented on Subway Etiquette: Pooping Is Too Much

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:40:13 EDT

C'mon. Everyone knows that the second car is always the SCAT car.

sharpeiboy commented on CNN's Token Brit Arrested for Meth

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:46:11 EDT

Quest, host of CNN Business Traveler, is openly gay, btw, which is maybe why he was hanging around the park at 3:40 a.m. with meth in his pocket.

Please don't confuse us openly gays with the confused, "straight" or "bi-curious" married guys on the D.L. Openly gays don't hide in bushes. Thank you.

sharpeiboy commented on Answering Machine Humor Will Never Surpass 'Crazy Calls'

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:09:51 EDT

I think "The Rap" was done by then-unknown, M.C. Hammer.

sharpeiboy commented on The Weird Naked SoHo Dude

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:08:04 EDT

I saw him in Whole Foods quickly passing the frozen foods aisle! Brrr!

I like it. I'd love it if he was hot.

sharpeiboy commented on Especially Perez Hilton

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:04:04 EDT

So, I guess that means she IS?

sharpeiboy commented on Searching For The Worst Outfit In 'International Male'

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:30:38 EDT

No self-respecting gay man close to any major city shops here.

sharpeiboy commented on Sad Martha Stewart's Dead-Dog Blogging is Trying to Break Our Heart

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:44:25 EDT

I think it's cool she's being public about it. Pets are like kids to their owners and anyone who is a Martha follower has watched Paw Paw grow up over the years. What a beautiful dog.

I love Chows (who like Sharpei's also have black tongues.)

sharpeiboy commented on Public Denied Its Rightful Claim To Historic Celebrity-Political Sex Scandal

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:13:15 EDT

@PandoraSpocks:

The $1.5 is cheap when you consider how much publicity just the sale is creating. Not many even knew this existed before he bought it. I'm sure a company would pay $10 million now.

As curious as I am -- in a watching through the hands over my eyes kinda way -- I hope it never leaks.

sharpeiboy commented on Public Denied Its Rightful Claim To Historic Celebrity-Political Sex Scandal

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:12:42 EDT

The collector could do a one-time only, private screening (no camera, no cellphones, etc.) of the tape and probably get all of his money back.

sharpeiboy commented on "God Hates Fags" Woman And Famous Drag Queen Are Friends!

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:09:19 EDT

She needs a hobby, like Scabulous!

sharpeiboy commented on Stitch Photos Into Panoramas with Free Software

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:23:18 EDT

Any tips on where to get these printed on photo paper once they're created?

sharpeiboy commented on What's the Post's Problem with Aretha Franklin?

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:05:39 EDT

Could also be because she tons of dead animals to try to make herself look pretty.

sharpeiboy commented on Which Young Actress (Cough, Ellen Page, Cough) Dared To Blow Off The Advances Of Jane Fonda?

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:54:39 EDT

While we're on the topic, I have to say that I really can't stand Ellen Page's delivery. If she's in a movie that I see, she pretty much ruins it for me. On the other hand, I probably end up seeing most Jane Fonda movies.

sharpeiboy clipped What was speculated to be

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:27:33 EDT

What was speculated to be a naked woman reflected in Dick Cheney's sunglasses turns out just to be his pole. [www.nytimes.com]

sharpeiboy commented on An Item Of Interest

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:22:27 EDT

The pressure of "weighing in" every week so publicly every week is really bold.
Sharpeiboy takes another bite of his big fatty sandwich and plans to go on his diet NEXT week.

sharpeiboy commented on Couric Could Get CBS Talk Show

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:08:45 EDT

CBS bought her for what she was, then changed her.

sharpeiboy commented on Couric Could Get CBS Talk Show

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:08:13 EDT

CBS bought her for what she was, then tried to change her.