Malegirdle commented on Bum—Or Scribe for America's Most Glamorous Magazine?

"look at those two: You."

Malegirdle commented on From The Cocksuckers At American Apparel

"oh come on, if any of us were dov charney, we would be so much fucking worse."

Malegirdle commented on Ladies, Ask for "Tron's" Happy Ending Massage at Cornelia Spa

"once i was at a spiritual resort kind of place in a distant land, and the lady, she was germanic-swedish, muscular with a face disconcertingly similar to conan-era schwarzenegger, oiled me and then manipulated me in such a way that I basically got myself off by having my gulliver rubbing between my own legs."

Malegirdle commented on Nonsociety's Video Remix: Valtrex Edition

"i just dab peanut butter on my flare-ups and say i'm a messy eater."

Malegirdle commented on Blog Commenters Commented On, Again; Ours Still Better

"what did i miss?"

Malegirdle commented on Times Fawns Over Own Insider's Book -- Again

"that photo of that lady looks exactly my 9th grade stoner friend stevie richards."

Malegirdle commented on The Decline of Men's Vogue

"@American Dreamer: is details really gay?"

Malegirdle commented on The Decline of Men's Vogue

"why can't men's vogue and details merge into one super-magazine?"

Malegirdle commented on Emily Gould Handles Her Own PR, Calls Out Everyone

"can someone explain to me who is mad at who here?"

Malegirdle commented on Let's All Step On The Long Tail

"you know how you get a long tail?"

Malegirdle commented on Emily Gould's Memoirs Sold for "Low Six Figures"

"look at it from publishkies pov: they know she can rite, they know she can look hot (author hot, but stillz), they know they will hav a book and a warm body who you internets will noizy about."

Malegirdle commented on The Best Tunguska Theories

"also, why are soviets getting blamed for this?"

Malegirdle commented on Caustic 5WPR Employee Pimps Own Wedding Out To The Media

"this would make such a great magazine article."

Malegirdle commented on In Which Gawker Infiltrates Candace Bushnell's New Novel

"i don't know."

Malegirdle commented on Singing Little Girl Represents All That is Wrong With America

"she's the least of our problems"

Malegirdle commented on Candidates Reassure The Riches

"isn't this exactly the pointless balance for balance' sake that is killing old media?"

Malegirdle commented on The Memoirs Of Emily Gould, 26

"I would say she maxes out at $200,000, which would be pretty good for this book, unless the proposal is insanely great."

Malegirdle commented on LA Times Sunday Magazine May No Longer Contain Journalism

"@belltolls: I guess it dates me, but one of my first big magazine stories was for the LAT Mag, back during what I think was it's second (third?) incarnation in the early '90s."