SidAndFinancy commented on Obama Protecting Cheney

"@xhack: He never would have gotten away without a Scooter."

SidAndFinancy commented on Website Shrinks Self into a Twitter Stream

"@belltolls: Running down a stream."

SidAndFinancy commented on NYT Blog Tries to Unpublish 'One of the Best Kept Secrets in Brooklyn.' Fails.

"@Aaron Altman: And failing unveiling."

SidAndFinancy commented on Your Mom Runs Errands

"Cat Goatee Your Tongue?"

SidAndFinancy commented on Your Mom Runs Errands

"Biker Chic"

SidAndFinancy commented on Agyness Deyn Is, Like, So Very Bored Right Now

"Does she intend to spontaneously skip any Fashion Weeks, as she did last fall? I think we can all agree that premeditated spontaneity is the best kind of spontaneity."

SidAndFinancy commented on New York Times Happy to Consider Story as Long as They Don't Have to Pay Expenses

"@Carol Gardens: But, but, they meant it when they said they'd keep my resume on file, right?"

SidAndFinancy commented on 'Promiscuous Slut,' Legally Defined

"@DaveCrabtree: @kneetoe: To paraphrase Woody Allen, I wouldn't want to be a member of a society that would have friendly intercourse with a person like me."

SidAndFinancy commented on Lonely and Miserable Actress Sits in Pretend Car at Sad Single Ladies Jail

"Actress Contemplates Her Existence in Topless Car, Bottomless Pitt"

SidAndFinancy commented on Lonely and Miserable Actress Sits in Pretend Car at Sad Single Ladies Jail

"Steven Cojocaru Learns That Even a Convertible Will Not Make Him Happy Until He Is Happy on the Inside"