SidAndFinancy commented on Alleged Hot Lesbian Teacher Known to Pal Around With Women

"@BookishLookish: I hear it's raining cats and dogs in Idaho!"

SidAndFinancy commented on Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate

"Someone ought to choke that chicken."

SidAndFinancy commented on Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose

"@RachelSklar: What about that Carly Simon song? You know, "Anticipation"?"

SidAndFinancy commented on Casey Johnson Is Broke and Abandoned, According to Her Used Vibrator Victim

"@resipsaloquacious: I was with you, until Bookish mentioned the corned beef."

SidAndFinancy commented on Katie Couric's Forbidden Dance of Gin

"It appears she's changed proctologists since her Today show days."

SidAndFinancy commented on Do Not Build Your Runway Next to the Lava

"In retrospect, using these as runway beacons might have been ill-advised."

SidAndFinancy commented on Pose Posse

"Posebud"

SidAndFinancy commented on Counterpoint: Midtown Sucks

"Isn't that like saying all of those people were spotted using a restroom?"

SidAndFinancy commented on Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings and Their First Wedding Conspiracy Trend

"Brava, as usual, Phyllis. Is it revealing that when I read "a delicious addition to the Bloody Mary you are drinking right now, an important part of Passover" I assumed the antecedent to "part" was the Bloody Mary, not the horseradish, and therefore assumed you meant to type "hangover," not "Passover"?"

SidAndFinancy commented on Google Search Box Suggestions Allow Us to Peer into the Internet's Dark, Disturbing Id

"@zee: Dontcha hate that?"