Wolverine commented on Hillary Must Win 1000% Of Delegates From Now On -- It's Possible!

"@Rottenart: Hey RottenFART!"

Wolverine commented on Hillary Must Win 1000% Of Delegates From Now On -- It's Possible!

"I have puh-lenty of friends from law school who are Republican politicos and they are salivating over the prospect of a Blowbama presidential nomination because they know that McCain will blow him away on the experience and foreign affairs issue."

Wolverine commented on Putin Makes Weird Penis Joke About Hillary

"@BaconCat: My gym trainer told me that Chelsea gets a brazilian at his combo gym/salon in NYC once in a while. (You can all thank me later for putting that terrifying image in your heads.)"

Wolverine commented on Hayden Christensen's Funny Valentine's Day

"How does this guy continue to get movie roles?"

Wolverine commented on Putin Makes Weird Penis Joke About Hillary

"Well Putin definitely has better cleavage than Hills judging from those pix. Is Hills really a blonde?"

Wolverine commented on Remembering Abercrombie's Soft Smut

"@SnarkTwain: Those pictures are so airbrushed they would even make Ken Layne or Jim Newell (of Wonkette) look good."

Wolverine commented on But Mr. Obama, What About The Children?

"@Rottenart: Why don't you give ME another shout out when you get some plastic surgery to replace that face."

Wolverine commented on Mike Bloomberg Doesn't Care About Alcoholics

"@jbd: Everyone in NYC government (and I know some) and everyone who has worked with him at Bloomberg (and I know some of those also) can attest to the fact that he takes a wide stance when using the men's room at the Bloomingdale's across the street from the Bloomberg building. And as to your comment on getting shat on by professionals I am sorry that you are so uneducated that you have to resort to vulgarities to try to make a point but it comes out nonsensical nonetheless."

Wolverine commented on Mike Bloomberg Doesn't Care About Alcoholics

"Actually instead of using the metaphor "like giving a drink to an alcoholic" Bloomberg (who by the way once tried hitting on me in the subway--he takes the subway to work every day) should have said either: (1) it is like giving a BONG to BLOWBAMA or(2) it is like packing a BOX LUNCH for HILLS"

Wolverine commented on Ohio Voters Poised To Crush Barack Obama's Hope

"@Wendy_Kroy: (in response to YOUR measurements): And my XXX is as long and as thick as the tall tales that Blowbama has been telling about his voting record (in particular that outright lie about the 2006 bill he claimed to have passed--but which never really passed--to punish the nuclear industry in his home state that he permitted the nuclear industry to totally water down and put under the nuclear industry's management--that is like trusting a wolf to guard a hen house--or trusting Blowbama to guard your BONG!!)"

Wolverine commented on Hillary Is President of New Mexico!

"That Colon guy gave the longest most self-referentially unbearable speech on record before finally announcing the results....I watched for the first ten minutes before finally giving up to hit the weights at the gym to get ready for my big date tonight. Obama should hire this Colon guy to write his speeches."

Wolverine commented on Scarlett Johansson and Adriana Cernanova

"@Dusty in the Wind: I can attest to that."

Wolverine commented on Scarlett Johansson and Adriana Cernanova

"Scar-Jo has completely ruined every movie I have ever seen her in."

Wolverine commented on "Why don't we go back to my place and I Heidi the Montag out of you?"

"I saw that Brody Jenner bum at the Palms when I went there for a bachelor party sometime earlier this year...that guy has put on a ton of weight. Still I would tap Lauren Conrad...just to see her infamous BEEF CURTAINS (or is it meat curtains...can't remember proper terminology...I'll have to look it up in the Oxford English dictionary!)."

Wolverine commented on Ohio Voters Poised To Crush Barack Obama's Hope

"@Wendy_Kroy: Wendy, we should obviously discuss Obama's plans in more detail...why don't you meet me at my place later tonight to discuss..just post your contact information AND measurements on wonkette for me."

Wolverine commented on Ohio Voters Poised To Crush Barack Obama's Hope

"@Wendy_Kroy: Wendy, talk to the hand (or in my case claws) because the face ain't listening! The Wolverine has LEFT the building."

Wolverine commented on Ohio Voters Poised To Crush Barack Obama's Hope

"ManchuCandidate: Blah.Obamation: Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah.Bohan: Blah?"

Wolverine commented on Ohio Voters Poised To Crush Barack Obama's Hope

"@ManchuCandidate: What?!?!"