slainte_pants commented on 'Highest Paid Man on Wall Street' Ignites Culture War at His Kid's Prep School

"@son of spam: No, Princeton has enough dough, and enough alumni worth hundreds of millions of dollars."

slainte_pants commented on New Jersey Representing Hardcore in Medical Marijuana Wars

"@Sonar Jose: As long as they have people roll blunts for me, I am down with this law"

slainte_pants commented on The Equation for When to Quit Watching a TV Show

"Actually, I propose a more qualitative measure (applicable only to premium cable shows) called- Showing You the Goods. Basically, stopped watching Weeds and True Blood after the tits came out..."

slainte_pants commented on Give Us Your Best Thanksgiving Horror Stories

"Oh yeah?"

slainte_pants commented on The Swine Flu-Necktie Epidemic: How to Write a Cautionary Medical Article

"duh...."

slainte_pants commented on Obama Is a Starving Starlet: From President to 'Anorexia?' Tabloid Bait in Five Easy Steps

"@Pope John Peeps II: She made her first mistake burning off all her freckles."

slainte_pants commented on Tattle-Tale Newspaper Costs Vulgar Commenter His Job

"He shoulda just went with the edited "pudding", like when Comedy Central airs Half-Baked"