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<![CDATA[Comments from sluggo]]> <![CDATA[Comments from sluggo]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on The Five Totally Not Dirty Words You Can't Say in the New York 'Times']]> Pareene,
You certainly seemed to have scraped bottom, so to speak. What's next? Snark about Michelle's menstrual cycle?

No pun: There is no time

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Miley Cyrus Already Referring To Herself In The Third Person]]> New American Girl.
Next spangly stage show: Darfur on the Disney channel.
The Common Ground

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on "Is It Normal For Straight Girls To Only Like Girl-On-Girl Porn?"]]> Not caring. -- Charlie Crist

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Emily Gould Handles Her Own PR, Calls Out <i>Everyone</i>]]> Sausage, heh. I gets it.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Dana Perino Confused By Most Things, But Specifically McClellan's Criticism]]> That look on her face: [i.cdn.turner.com] Does it mean she's being patronizing? Or does it hide secret thoughts? ("Fucken Scottzzzzzzzzz, azzzhole, he ztole my fucken material!!!! 666")

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Clinton-Press Relationship Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Tragic Marriage]]> All she wishes is to look at the mountain. But then she turns to the press and thinks out loud how no one ever thought Lincoln would be shot dead by a crazy white racist and that had she voiced such a concern back then, surely she would have been mocked.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on 'MY FIRZT VOTE IN MY WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY']]> @Voyou_Charmant: Are you channeling?

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on John McCain Gets No Love From Hollywood]]> McAncient just picked the endorsement of Snagglepuss and least one of Angelina Jolie's in utero twins. Take that, libtards!

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Kwame Kilpatrick Vetoes His Own Removal]]> "In an 11-page veto message, Kilpatrick said the only grounds to remove an official from office allowed under the city charter are a felony conviction or lack of qualifications." His point?

An eleven page veto? There must have been a lot of cross-outs and illustrations.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Brave Anti-O'Reilly Crusader Fired]]> As similar thing happened to Colonel Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg when he said that pleated trousers made Hitler look short.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on WAHHHHHHHH: Inexplicably,]]> 5. Couldn't resist not exploiting the name of Bobby Kennedy first.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Bush Propagandist Complains Of Bush Propaganda]]> Damn me. The truth finally revealed. Who would have thunk? Thank you, Scott.
I mean, really. Bush such a tool. Why did we never guess?

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Obama's Uncle Takes Credit For Communists' Work!]]> Hillz is demanding that Obama now apologize to the Kennedy family for his gaffe. It would be only equitable.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on WHAT A DINGUS: "Senator Joseph]]> Hagee advocates a pre-emptive strike on Europe in order to wipe out the red-wine sipping, wafer snacking R.C.s and their bomb-throwing muslim servants.
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]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Google, Gobble, We Accept Her, One of Us]]> Condi has given new freshness to the term irrelevant. At this stage in her career she must rely on Google to keep up to speed about Middle East negotions, e.g. Israel, that great appeaser, in back channel talks with Syria and Hamas. Hence her visit to Stanford.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Barack Obama Spoke At Wesleyan!]]> Love them red-sleeved garments. Is Barry's taking part in a Puerto Rico Day festival?

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Angry Jim Webb Too Angry To Be Veep!]]> Webb before he grew horns: [en.wikipedia.org]

Also, Webb is married to a Vietnamese and McCain was tortured by the Vietnamese. Perfect symmetry.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Bush To Make Short, Embarrassing Appearance At McCain Fundraiser]]> Why is McCain being handed a pregnacy meter and why is the other person taking notes?

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Happy Memorial Day Weekend, Suckaz!]]> @Darehead: "And is it any coincidence that Paultards made the [NYT] Fashion page .."?
No, flood pants are now hip among the Boise libetsrian/survivalist cognisenti, which gives Larry "Men's Stall, Shin Revealing" Craig hope for a comeback. And God bless him.
Edward Munch's "The Scream" is now front cover of the Republican Bational Committee's monthly magazine, 'Guns or Butter?'. It illustrates an article by Minnesota Governor Pawlenty about the tyranny of the federal government inspectors in their investigation of failed bridge safety and their unreasonable demand for recovery dead bodies.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Watch Everybody Freak Out Over Hillary's RFK-Obama Assassination Freakout]]> @Smoke_Filled_Roommate: "The CorrecTOR says, "sound bite"... Nebulous[,] but sound-bight?"
Thanks for the catch. Probably will repeat the mistake. I am dyslexic.
"Also, why would anyone braise a crouton?" Enjoy soggy croutons in your soup? Bush might, in keeping with his Iraq staterigization. Not me. But picky I be.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Happy Memorial Day Weekend, Suckaz!]]> @Darehead: Guard you words. If Pot Paul and his libertarian minions rest government from the oppressive iron hand of regulators who oppose the free market's right to put lead in children's toys and to place a meth lab in each trailer park, you will sent to Paraguay to mine gold with your grubby, anti-free choice fingers.
Delete this post upon reading.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Watch Everybody Freak Out Over Hillary's RFK-Obama Assassination Freakout]]> @jerseyjeff: "Not for nothing, but can you imaging the shitstorm if OBarry had said this and not Hill?"
I can but I can't. If B. Hussein "Terrorist Appeaser" O. were insurmountably behind in May in the delegate count, would he invoke the memory of RFK's campaign to justify a continued battle with Hillacious in the primaries into June? Doubt it. (A) He is only 44 and can wait for another turn after the Wicked Witch of the West has curled up her toes, (B) he has modeled his entire campaign on that of JFK in 1960 (even down to adopting the cadence of JFK's words) and wouldn't want to piss off his elitist, anti-bitterest, Chablis swilling, and braised crouton munching base, the Kennedys and [C] Barry is not a total asshole, except for his nebulous sound-bight crap about "Hope" and "Change".
Without those those two words, what composes the Barry campaign? Hmm. Lemme think.
Maybe, "Eat more fresh fruit and green vegetables." I would also add, "Avoid possum meat barbeque, greasy tacos and fried chicken", but far too specific to be Barry.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Happy Memorial Day Weekend, Suckaz!]]> @sluggo: Sorry. "And what are we left with?"
War. Hunh. Good God.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Happy Memorial Day Weekend, Suckaz!]]> @masterdebater: Notice that each person interviewed in the Times' article is some guy? Each is probably still trying to sell his illustrated vampire novel that stars a heroine named Chastity clad in only a black velvet thong.
Yet, devotion to Pop Paul has allowed each guy to blot out the searing memory of the first zit and the first boner he experienced in cruel, cruel junior high. Steven Hadley started out that way, And what are left with?

BTW: Jonestown, I mean Paulville, sits on a major helium mine.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Happy Memorial Day Weekend, Suckaz!]]> @audicityofhope: So what if Barry spoke El Spanish? His words revealed a distinct Syrian state-sponsored-terrorist accent, which he acquired at knee of Reverend Wright in an Illinois madrassa. Condi told me that. Really.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Watch Everybody Freak Out Over Hillary's RFK-Obama Assassination Freakout]]> Not freaking. No. Merely waiting for her to declare the shark she jumped as a running mate.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Hillary Brings Up Assassination, But Whatever]]> @Hairyback: Tripe and unfunny. I was im high school whem the first Kennedy was killed, in college whem the second Kennedy amd MLK died. Crushed my generation.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Hillary Brings Up Assassination, But Whatever]]> @scotterl: Not doing that. I am lactose intolerant.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Watch Everybody Freak Out Over Hillary's RFK-Obama Assassination Freakout]]> @audicityofhope: Not happening. There are umpteen more faux pas to occur as Hillacious craters in mirror image of newly found surface hemorrhoids on the arid surface of Mars. Yet, I digress ...

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Watch Everybody Freak Out Over Hillary's RFK-Obama Assassination Freakout]]> @Canuckledragger: In Canadian doesn't "lie" mean "bitch"? But I have such troubles with your tongue. It is almost like French or English.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Watch Everybody Freak Out Over Hillary's RFK-Obama Assassination Freakout]]> @AngryBlakGuy: Grassy Knoll. The grass knolls are in Hawaii, where Barry and his hippie beatnik degen mom harvested preemo buds to fund the local ant-feminist, pro-Palistine madrassa.
Please keep your facts straight. Appreciated in advance.
--- The RNC

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on More Shocking Video: Hillary Gives Her Instructions]]> @StuckBetweenStations: Ka-Ching. But the card Gerry lays down is the Ace of ...

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Video Shocker: Hillary Will Assassinate Obama In June]]> @Zeeb: Nope. Bill has it so that they must shift to become Al Sharpton delegates.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Hillary Brings Up Assassination, But Whatever]]> @queeraselvis: When we find where all the flowers have gone.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Hillary Brings Up Assassination, But Whatever]]> Notice that she has six fingers on her left hand. Hexadactyls: the vile enemy within. Next they'll be trying to go to college, practice unnatural hand jobs, or hold public office. No, wait ...

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Hillary Brings Up Assassination, But Whatever]]> @Laura Ingalls Wildest: Damn.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Hillary Brings Up Assassination, But Whatever]]> @Cicada: The "Dean Scream" was spontaneous. Poorly executed, but spontaneous. Therefore, a gaffe. Michelle's statement about America was off-the-cuff. Therefore, a gaffe. McAlzheimer's confusing Iraq with Iran was unintended and thus a gaffe. Hillacious' "Bobby Kennedy" analogy was crafted, scripted and no doubt well-examined before uttered. No gaffe, but an example of insensitive whining aforethought. Or Bill aforethought, as it were.

Do we want this person answering the Red Phone at 3 in the morning? She'd be incapable of responding without first finding the notes Bill had wriiten out for her. God help us if she picked up the wrong set.

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Hillary Brings Up Assassination, But Whatever]]> @freakishlystrong: That should be, "hard-working white on rice".

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Hillary Brings Up Assassination, But Whatever]]> @Jewdishoowary Square: No, but seriously, your point? Barry will be accused of apeshitism?

]]> <![CDATA[sluggo commented on Hillary Brings Up Assassination, But Whatever]]> Next stop: [cache.viewimages.com]

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