In some states it would be a crime.
He comes and goes, but it's pretty hard to notice.
So do these little guys have as pets the ultra-wee Madagascar chameleons?
Does anyone have handy numbers on household wealth in addition to income? That could be a real horror story.
Do not gnaw on the kitty. Or ink it either. Dude . . .
I believe it's offensive to say collard. The more polite term may be Vegetal-American.
Dude . . . . (Which also had to be said.)
Take a number, good sir.
I'm starting to think this is an elaborate publicity stunt by 7-Up.
All your Un are belong to somebody or other.
Ick. Those dogs cannot give meaningful consent to being involved in somebody's feigned sex play.
Whatever the merits of the case, this woman may have a future as a St. Vincent impersonator.
As the kids say on their stickers, "Skateboarding is not a crime."

But it is often a huge pain in the ass.

Whoa. That's very sophisticated. And I was just making a dumb GEICO joke.
People can say all they want, but they'd better not start bitching and moaning when they find that somebody doesn't want to sell them auto insurance.
As a white non-scion, I think color is the least important of the factors. I will, however, take blame for never being employee of the month.
So what is Mandarin for Willie Horton?
And there was the whole Macedonian waxing thing.
I thought this sort of behavior was passe after that scene in Black Swan.
Semi-duckface pour homme?
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