"The thing about Paris je t'aime was that the vast majority of the shorts were great little stories in which Paris just happened to appear as a character of shorts."
"Every time I read
a clever piece like
that, I think of
my mother and how
each time I'd
go to school
and learn things like
which form of your to use,
keeping track of i before
e except after c and
really none of it matters at all now."
"@social_crimer: Or, on the off chance that it isn't true, you could replace the transitive property of equality with the republication property of libel law and boom!"
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