Steverino Begins commented on Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina

""Yeah, I'll take a large bottle of SmartWater, a hot dog with cheez whiz, 2 boxes of Whoppers, a medium popcorn with extra butter in a cup on the side, a box of condoms, and some plastic gloves."

Steverino Begins commented on Hugh Grant Cops a Feel of Sarah Jessica, Causing Her Breasts to Fly Out of Her Dress

"I heard Chris now beats her out of frustration that he can't read her tattoo."

Steverino Begins commented on Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'

"Also, do all anti-gay politicians beat women, or does it just seem that way?"

Steverino Begins commented on Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'

"This cannot be overstated: He fired someone because they altered a bill so it would repeal the ban on gay sex in Missouri. "Jessica's Law was a great bill, which we needed to pass to protect our children from sexual predators."

Steverino Begins commented on Aliens Attack in Norway

"@DahlELama: "You said we did it for the 'whoa.'""

Steverino Begins commented on Presenting the Worst Health Care Issue Spot, Ever: 'I Guess I'm a Racist'

"You can tell the black guy at the end just absolutely despises himself for participating in this."

Steverino Begins commented on Christopher Walken Declares Sovereignty over Morocco

"What You See When You Die (you don't find out if it's Heaven or Hell until the 2nd hour)"