swagv commented on A Medium Starbucks Coffee Has Over Four Times The Caffeine Of Red Bull, And Three More Caffeine Facts

"WTF?"

swagv commented on McDonald's Charges More For Sweet Tea With Anything Less Than A "Full" Cup Of Ice

"Face it: American consumers are pigs."

swagv commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Folgers, Makes More Cups From Less Coffee?

"This shrinkage has been happening since the 1970s when the likes of Folgers, etc., suddenly started shrinking their cans in response to price rises."

swagv commented on This Coffee Shop's Restroom Policy Is Extremely Subtle

"I wish more coffeehouses would offer poop and pee."

swagv commented on A Complete List Of Starbucks Locations That Will Be Closing

"So why didn't TCBY Yogurts get this kind of death watch attention a decade ago?"

swagv commented on Brooklynite Denied Iced Espresso, Media Firestorm Ensues

"Consumerist wasn't enough?"

swagv commented on Coffee-Shop Threatens To "Punch" Customer In His "Dick"

"Nick and I have gotten into tussles online for years."

swagv commented on Starbucks Barista Once Tried to Fatten Up the Olsen Twins

"Thanks."

swagv commented on Saving Starbucks Through Micromanagement

"Is it possible to micromanage a bloating corpse?"

swagv commented on Christian Group Calls For Boycott Over Titillating New Starbucks Logo

"Where can I sign up to boycott Christian groups?"

swagv commented on Starbucks Shovels More Stimulants Into Caffeine-Addled Masses

"Starbucks has gone past wanting to be McDonald's straight to chasing after 7-Eleven. Call it Super Big Gulp envy, but this is how they're supposed to revive the company at the top of the coffee quality heap?"

swagv commented on Bill O'Reilly Meltdown Resurfaces

"But you know, his coworkers here do some like complete incompetents..."

swagv commented on Starbucks: Shut Up, I'm Recording The Celtics Game!

"LOL. Dear Starbucks customer: I may be the one getting paid out of the two of us right now, but do not inconvenience me with your talk of sports or any other topic of interest to you."

swagv commented on Slutty Starbucks Logo Offends Crazies

"Wow."

swagv commented on Starbucks Doesn't Have Any God Damn Lemons

"I get the feeling that Al Lewis has nothing better to do with himself than to bore his forehead with a power drill for several years and write about it."

swagv commented on Starbucks Geniuses To Stop Burning Coffee This Morning, Change World Forever

"Change?"

swagv commented on No Starbucks Allowed: Indie Coffee Shop Says It Will Stop Using Its Fancy Clover Coffee Makers

"Clovers are nice, albeit overengineered and overpriced, machines."

swagv commented on Starbucks New $11,000 Coffee Machine Can't Make Up For Burnt Beans

"While the Clover machine is much more than just an automated French press (it's more like a mathematically precise, single serving vacuum pot), this was going to be the lunacy in Starbucks purchase all along. Their beans are sourced from massive suppliers in order to avoid a headache of one-off roast batches and a chaotic inventory in all their stores."