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swifter lives on the Houseboat of Misfit Toys.
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Swifter commented on 'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
"Well, if you are what you eat, I suppose that makes Natalie Portman and her ilk a bunch of soggy vegetables with little flavor and less substance."
http://gawker.com/comment/17225384 05:23 PM on December 1
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Swifter commented on Heiress Accused of Breaking, Entering, and Discarding Used Vibrator in Supermodel's Bed
"That's a great picture of Taylor Momsen."
http://gawker.com/comment/17222777 04:18 PM on December 1
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alboy2 replied to swifter's comment in How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape? 1:41 PM on Dec 1
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Swifter commented on Cop Killer Cop Killed
"Justice delivered."
http://gawker.com/comment/17216191 01:40 PM on December 1
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Swifter commented on Goldman Sachs Bankers Already Dangerous, Now Armed
"Boom Boom Pow"
http://gawker.com/comment/17213371 12:31 PM on December 1
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Swifter commented on How Are We Whipping Our Kids Into Fighting Shape?
"I see you've found a photo of General Winfield Scott IX, commander of the Galactic Infantry and military governor of Tatooine."
http://gawker.com/comment/17212477 12:06 PM on December 1
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Swifter commented on Barack Obama Hates Jesus, Christmas, and Charlie Brown
"Like most things at Gawker, this is a bit of a reach."
http://gawker.com/comment/17212304 12:01 PM on December 1
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Swifter commented on Glass Half-Empty, Girl Half-Dressed
"President of the Lemoncake Stupid Society makes her mark."
http://gawker.com/comment/17211499 11:42 AM on December 1
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