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"Sandra Bullock kicks sparkly vampire ass and werewolves are "blind sided." [www.usatoday.com] #tips"
http://gawker.com/comment/17362800 08:20 PM on December 6
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Swifter commented on Somali Pirates: Ballin' Dangerously Out of Control
"@raincoaster: @Foster Kamer: It's GeneroRap(TM)."
http://gawker.com/comment/17358769 04:28 PM on December 6
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Swifter commented on Somali Pirates: Ballin' Dangerously Out of Control
"We are the Pirates of Somali, Here to steal your Christmas holly, We're so phat and extra jolly, With all the powers of Zvengali! Don't try to stop us 'cause that's just folly, If you're a Russian or from Bali, Just like the tigers of Bengali, We'll eat you like a Border Collie. But what is that now that I see? Is it a French ship full of brie? Some British beef with extra cheese? Or DVDs from the Chinese? Oh no, a ship from the USA! With guns and mistletoe to make us pay! And worse, the captain is Dr."
http://gawker.com/comment/17358405 04:06 PM on December 6
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Swifter commented on Somali Pirates: Ballin' Dangerously Out of Control
"@lobstr: Sarah Palin can be governor."
http://gawker.com/comment/17357472 03:13 PM on December 6
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Swifter commented on America's New Politics: Dildos, Mistresses, and Sex Hotlines for Uninsured Children
"@ParahSalin: Whatever."
http://gawker.com/comment/17345995 08:11 PM on December 5
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Swifter commented on America's New Politics: Dildos, Mistresses, and Sex Hotlines for Uninsured Children
"@ParahSalin: Uh...I'm not a Republican."
http://gawker.com/comment/17342676 04:49 PM on December 5
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Swifter commented on The Dumbest Fashion Coinage Maybe Ever: Men + Cleavage = Heavage
"Guidos."
http://gawker.com/comment/17342309 04:25 PM on December 5
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Swifter commented on America's New Politics: Dildos, Mistresses, and Sex Hotlines for Uninsured Children
"Congratulations, Foster, on your bi-partisanship."
http://gawker.com/comment/17341027 02:54 PM on December 5
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Swifter commented on Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
"@Unsolicited Advice: I just ordered her CD, since it isn't produced by the evil Sony corporation."
http://gawker.com/comment/17339827 01:28 PM on December 5
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Swifter commented on Should We Be Worried That We Hardly Notice Conservative Facebook Hate Anymore?
"But with the mainstream GOP more than willing to rile up the nuts if it means a little fundraising cash and a higher media profile, lord knows where this ends. Pot, meet Kettle, though I do believe you're already well acquainted."
http://gawker.com/comment/17323462 04:52 PM on December 4
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