swizzard commented on An RSSTD Is Nothing to Be Ashamed Of--Valtrex Can Help

"It's about suppression! And possibly ONLY subscribing to EITHER Boingboing OR Tehcnorati."

swizzard commented on Where Is Thou Shalt Not Wipe Thyself With Cardboard In The Ten Commandments, Michael Lohan?

"@llamalash: "I'm so glad my little girl is hanging out with Joe Francis!"PARENTING FAIL. Hell, JUDGMENT AND HUMAN DECENCY FAIL also."

swizzard commented on Julia Allison's Crew Having A 'Meltdown' Too

"In these uncertain times, I suggest investing your cultural capital in a more stable, low-growth celebrity, like Chuck Norris."

swizzard commented on Man Forgets His Friend Is the One Wearing the Tablecloth

"@Clare: That is LITERALLY exactly what I was about to write."

swizzard commented on Sarah Palin Memes Are Good For The Economy!

"I think one of Palin's best moves was hiring a character from Mary Worth as her assistant."

swizzard commented on Palin Boys' Rage And 'Unraveled Dreams'

"Cindy McCain must be sad Track's going to Iraq."

swizzard commented on The Real World: Brooklyn's Mormon Virgin Photo Gallery

"Yeah, I'd definitely remove his magic underwear with my teeth... (ALTERNATE JOKE: I don't need magic decoder lenses to see how hot this guy is!)"

swizzard commented on Dear Janice, You Are Supposed To Be a Uniter, Not A Divider

"@Jill7 & @mockingbird:We don't just pay Alaskans through our fill-ups at the tank, no, they get money from us even if we ride our bikes to work every day."

swizzard commented on Fox & Friends' Drunk-Ass Morning

"I wanna see them play Asshole. Oh wait..."

swizzard commented on Rafael Nadal Latest Celeb To Regret Looking So Totally Hot In That Magazine

"I'd just like to say that I'm really glad Moe works here now."